Don't you hate it when...

[The Question]

...you get a sudden itch on your leg, right near your balls, and you look left, look right, nobody around, so you go for the scritchity-scratch and BLAM!!! that's when a pair of cute chicks walk past, outta fuckin' NOWHERE, with their eyes aimed EXACTLY at your hand?

 

[Henoch]

Life is full of conflicts.

 

[Gagh]

I know exactly how you feel.

 

[The Question]

Hey, now... I'm pretty sure it was MY hand!

 

[Cassie]

Or a monkey paw.

 

[Gagh]

Or Paulie Shore.

 

[The Question]

Or Paulie Shore's paw. No wait, someone already said a monkey paw.

 

[The Question]

YES LOL YOU SEE THERE HOW I IMPLIED THAT PAULIE SHORE IS A MONKEY BWA HA HA HA HA MY REIGN OF EVIL BEGINS NAU *coughcough*