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Dont you just hate it when

whisky

Boobie inspector
Theres a knock at the door, and when you open it, its the angel looking thing from the end of raiders of the lost ark, who then turns into a monster, then your face starts melting, then you shut the door, but you still have a melted face, so you go to the mirror, but then candyman comes out the mirror, and he slices off your melted face, so you stumble to the fridge to cool your face, only to find Zool is in the fridge, so you go to the sink, but the guy from poltogeist is already there pulling his face off, so you go to teh toilet, but the fly is there pulling his face off, so you find another mirror, but theres John Travolta and Nicolas Cage talking about having their faces off, and then you notice on tv that they are showing celebrity big brother and Dirk Benedict is being evicted, so they are sending face off, and then you bump into Homer who is worried that he's missing the cook off, then Freddie Kruger starts pulling your viens out and working you like a puppet.

Or is that just me?
 
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