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Doogie Howser MD to Graduate to Next Dark Lord of the Sith
- Thread starter Gagh
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CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I REMEMBER THAT EPISODE BECAUSE I WAS WANKING OVER JANEWAY THEN SUDDENLY THERE WAS A MAN IN HER BODY SO I FELT GAY BUT THEN I REMEMBERED THAT I'VE WANKED OVER MEN 3885888586 TIMES ANYWAY SO I PLAYED MONOPOLY WITH JEREMY CLARKSON INSTEAD.
Gagh
Χριστόφορος
THE JANEWAY MERGED WITH PARIS TO FORM THE MIGHTY MORPHIN MEGAJANEPARISWAYZORD ONLY FOR JOOLS HOLLAND TO APPEAR AS A SUPER VILLAIN (IN A SEXY LITTLE CAPE) AND DESTROY THE ZORD WITH A BADASS PIANO TUNE, WHICH CAUSED JANEWAY TO MAKE LOVE TO GEORGE MICHAEL WHILST PARIS RUN ROUND AND ROUND THEM IN ONE OF THOSE BASEBALL HATS WITH THE HANDS ATTACHED WITH STRINGS TO MAKE THEM CLAP AND SIPPING A ROOTBEAR AND A GIANT ERECTION.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
YES AND ALL THE WHILE, SPORTING A SMILEY, HARRY KIM WAS DOING B'ELANNA TORRES DOGGY STYLE AND THE ROAD DOGG WAS GOING TO SUE FOR GIMMICK INFRINGEMENT WHEN BILLY GUNN TURNED HEEL ON HIM AND HONKY TONK MAN SAID "THAT'S MY BOY!" BECAUSE HE'D JUST FOUND OUT BILLY GUNN WAS HIS SON RATHER THAN AL SNOW LIKE HE THOUGHT BECAUSE THERE WAS A MIX-UP IN THE HOSPITAL THEN STINGRAY TIMMINS CALLED HIM A "CAKE-TAKER" AND HONKY SAID "UMM, WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?" AND STINGRAY SHRUGGED AND DID THE BARTMAN.
Gagh
Χριστόφορος
TO WHICH POINT PATTY & SELMA RAPED THE WILDMAN TWINS TO DEATH JUST SO THEY COULD GET INTO THE CAPTAIN PROTON HOLODECK PROGRAM TO RAPE KIM & PARIS, BUT KIM AND PARIS WERE TRANSPORTED BY A FREAK TRANSPORTER ACCIDENT THROUGH A COPYRIGHTED B&B SPICE/TIME CONVERGANCE TO WIND UP IN ALBERT SQUARE, WHERE PARIS ROCK-BOTTOMED THE GHOST OF DEN WATTS THROUGH A TABLE. KIM DIDN'T LIKE THIS SO KIDNAPPED NICHOLAS LYNDHURST AND SUBJECTED HIM TO 15 HOURS OF TORTURE SCREAMING 'HELLO DAVE!' AT HIM, WHICH UPSET TRIGGER, BUT WHEN TRIGGER ARRIVED HE WAS ACCIDENTLY STILL DRESSED AS THE CYBERMAN FROM THE RECENT DR WHO EPISODE WITH A HUGE SILVER WANG AND BAD ACCENT SO TOLD THE 'ONLY ONE BRUSH' JOKE, PUSHED DELBOY THOUGH A WALL AND RAPED CHRIS EVENS UNTIL BILLIE PIPER FELL OUT OF HIS BELLEND AND STARTED A FANCY DRESS COMPANY WITH CHARLOTTE CHURCH, RIK MAYALL AND RAPEMAN_69
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
DOOGIE IS SO GAY IVE SEEN HIM IN THE VILLAGE PIANO BARS ID SO HIT IT
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
THEN BILLIE AND CHARLOTTE DRESSED UP AS MICHELLE RYAN TO SCARE CHILDREN BUT MICHELLE TRACHTENBRG CAME INTO THEIR SHOP AND ASKED IF SHE WAS FITTER THAN KEIRA KNIGHTLEY AND THEY SAID "YEP, I THINK SO" SO SHE SKIPPED OUT INTO THE STREET AND WAS RUN OVER BY LENNY HENRY, HE WASN'T IN A CARE HE WAS JUST RUNNING DOWN THE STREET TO ESCAPE DAWN FRENCH'S SEXUAL ADVANCES SO HE DRAGGED TRACHTENBERG HOME AND COOKED HER UP IN A BIG POT AND RUBBED THE STARS ON HIS BELLY AND SAID "ME KAMALA! ME EAT NOW!" BUT THEN AINSLEY HARRIOT BURST OUT OF HIS SINK AND SAID "NO YOU ARE NOT KAMALA LADIES AND GENTLEMEN YOU LIKE A BIT OF THAT DON'T YOU, THE POPE JUST PUT KAMALA'S BRAIN IN YOUR BODY!" THEN KAMALA'S BODY BURST IN THROUgH THE CAT DOOR AND SAID "FUCK THE IRA!"
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
MWA!!! FUCK DA PO-LICE!!!!
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
AND THAT IS THAT.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
THEN THE GREY RAIN CURTAIN TURNED TO SILVER GREY AND ROLLED BACK TO REVEAL RAZOR RAMON LICKING HIS LIPS READY TO EAT THAT DUCK AND FAITH SAID "I'LL USE MY SLAYER POWERS TO STOP YOU!" BUT T'BONZ HAD USED MAGIC TO REMOVE THE POWERS AND GIVE THEM TO MICHELLE BASS WHO WAS SLAYING VAMPIRES IN VICTOR'S MANSION WHILE NATALIE PORTMAN WAS MAKING A SCULPTURE OF GAGH'S UNCLE NOSEGAY OUT OF RICE AND NILES FROM FRAISER SAID "WHAT KIND OF A NAME IS NOSEGAY ANYwAY?" AND FAITH SAID "CAN WE GET BACK TO ME AND THE DUCK, PLEASE?" BUT RAZOR GAVE HER THE RAZOR'S EDGE AND SAID "HEY CHICO...YOU JUST GOT COCKBLOCKED!" AND RIPPED HIS RUBBED MASK OFF AND IT WAS ACTUALLY RONNIE BARKER AND HE SAID "I'M NOT DEAD...BUT MY SON IS PAEDO LOL WACKY DOESN'T KNOW MUCH MORE ABOUT ME!" AND FAITH SAID "SO?" AND HE SAID "LET'S DO THE BARTMAN...UP THE ASS!" ADN THEY DID AND EVERYONE LOVED IT.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
CaptainWacky said:
TELL ME ABOOT IT!
Gagh
Χριστόφορος
THEN THE GREAT KHALI FELL OVER IN THE PUNJABI PRISON WHERE HE WAS WRESTLING RONNIE CORBETT FOR THE LAST EXISTING COPY OF THE 'FOUR CANDLES / FORK HANDLES' JOKE, BECAUSE RONNIE CORBETT HAD EATEN A SKIP FULL OF STEROIDS GIVEN TO HIM BY JETHRO WHO IS NOW WORKING AS AN EVIL DOCTOR IN ORDER TO GROPE LADIES UP AND GIVE AGEING UNFUNNY BRITISH COMICS A SKIPFUL OF STEROIDS, BUT KATIE_543 HEARD OF THIS, AND HELD ALOFT HER MAGIC DILDO AND SAID "BY THE POWER OF GREYCOCK" THUS GIVING THE GREAT KHALI SUPER STRENGTH AND HE GREW TO 10 FEET IN HIGHT, BUT STILL ONLY HAD THREE MOVES, AND COULDN'T RONNIE CORBETT BECAUSE THE PITUITARY GLAND HAD BURST WHEN HE GREW, SO HE COLLAPSED TO THE RING, THUS ACTIVATING AN ANCIENT CURSE THAT TURNED RONNIE CORBET INTO TO BUFFY WHO THEN SWAPPED BODIES WITH FAITH WHO THEN MADE A WISECRACK ABOUT HOW LONG A KHALI MATCH IS SHORTER THAN A BIT OF SEX WITH XANDER (WHO'S POKED OUT EYE IS NOW PERFORMING STAND UP ROUTINES IN LONDON), SO FAITH SAID "IT'S GOOD NIGHT FROM ME, AND THE OTHER ONE IS DEAD" AND THEN WENT TO BED WITH WACKY'S DUCK.