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DOOKU'S HANDS HIJACKED BY JOEY TRIBBIANI: IDENTICAL SEVERED HAND TWIN?

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LOL THEN GREVIOUS BODY-POPPED TO THE RUN-DMC / BUCKS FIZZ MASH-UP WHILST SIMON MAYO SPUN A WEB WITH HIS NEW RADIOACTIVE SPIDER POWERS SUPPLIED BY THE RAVENOUS CORPSE OF ALAN 'FLUFF' FREEMAN' TURNER OVERDRIVE POP-PICKERS, I'M DEAD!
 
I heard about this...FORK HANDLES, EH!
 
LOL HE'S DEAD BUT IT'S STILL FUNNY.
 
Then Chandler said, could your hands be any more cut off?
 
Sometimes I look down while masturbating and shout THANK YOU, THING!
 
Then the grew rain curtain turned all to silver glass and was rolled back to reveal...JIM GAMMA IN A COWBOY OUTFIT!?
 
OMG UNCLE FESTERING SYPHYLLUS LOL
 
Yes Christina Ricci is hot now.
 
Will Young?
 
Not for me.
 
So she's actually OLDER than me. That is perverse.
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000207/

26 is too young? Even Michael Douglas would browse that playground...
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30 is pushing it for me. 26 isn't bad to watch for porn, but it's just way too young for my tastes.

I like to see some experience. I like to see the boyish hips given way to womanly shapes. I like to see natural boobs, not perky little girls or fake bolt-ons. I don't want to see anime-innocence pretending to be 7 years old about the eyes.

Gimme a few streaks of gray and I'm happy. Women start to look their best around 30. They maintain it sometimes until 50.
 
If they can vote and be drafted, they're open season for me.

Oh, and if they're not chicks.
 
Women should never vote! :evil:

At least 80% of the women I've ever talked to politically vote based on sexual impressions or smile.

SHIT, how fucking stupid can a voter be?
 
Stop Press: Neil Buchanan to sketch Dooku's severed hands FROM BEYOND HIS FALSE INTERNET RUMOUR-DUG 2008 GRAVE!
 
Tony Harts Zombie to fight Neil Buchanons Zombie for the power of gayskull?
 
CRANKY BASTARD TO ENTER THE BB HOUSE IN DISGUISE! (AS DOOKU'S HANDS!)
 
26 is never too young.
 
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