*Douses Mine Field in holy water*

[Mentalist]

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!

Give way to Christ, you princes of spammers. You're guilty,
before Almighty God, guilty before his son, guilty before the
whole human race. It's the Lord who expels you. He who is coming
to judge both the living and the dead and the world by fire!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Wanna blow job?

 

[Dr Dave]

The new mentalist is displeaseing.

 

[Cassie]

TURN OFF THE DAMN HEAVENLY CHOIR MUSIC, OK?!@!

 

[curiousa2z]

AGGGGH! IT BURNS! IT BURNS!!

 

[Dr Dave]

GET THE BEER

 

[curiousa2z]

AND EGGNOG!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

HEY! YOU'LL GET IT WHEN I GIVE IT!!!!1

 

[Dr Dave]

Is your man organ full of the nog?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

It's udderly overflowing with holiday cheer.

 

[Dr Dave]

Oh my!

 

[The Tomtrek]

YOUR MOTHER SPAMS FORUMS IN HELL

 

[CaptainWacky]

Is he bringing the Holy Ghost along?

 

[Cassie]

It's the Trinity!

 

[The Harlot]

 

[CaptainWacky]

What does the Holy Ghost do now?

 

[Mentalist]

Kicks peoples asses for not believing in him for even a second. It's one of the unforgivable sins.

 

[The Tomtrek]

I think the holy ghost pretty much just kicks around heaven and watches TV.

 

[The Tomtrek]

i mean theres really not much for it to do

 

[CaptainWacky]

Is the Holy Ghost in it?