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DR DAVE IS A PUGNACIOUS MUFFIN EATING RHINO LAMBASTER

Yub

Anachrophobic
And they were my muffins and the rhinos are innocent! THE CAD!!
 
This doesn't phase me.
 
Yub what have we told you about makeing up stuff?
 
I have photographic proof and a rhino will to testify against you!!
 
Much like the time you said I had sex with and then ate tuna sandwiches, you had no proof then and you have none now.

:P
 
I almost had you, until you hired a goon to destroy the evidence. CONFESS YOU HAMSTER SMUGGLING SPACEMAN
 
And just where does he smuggle the hamsters?
 
In his cheeks.
 
I almost had you, until you hired a goon to destroy the evidence. CONFESS YOU HAMSTER SMUGGLING SPACEMAN

Poppycocks and softsoap I say!
 
Poor Miller.
 
SEXUAL INNUENDO WILL NOT SAVE YOU NOW SO CALLED DOCTOR DAVE!! THEY ARE GOING TO HANG YOU FROM THE HIGHEST YARDARM FOR YOUR DESPICABLE CRIMES AGAINST RHINOS AND MUFFINS!!!
 
I'm gunna be hung eh?
 
well hung!
 
Hot damn!
 
lukewarm damn!
 
I will draw and quarter you as well, pending the judges decision. We're up before Judge Fudge, he won't pardon you, he's far too busy being delicious.
 
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