Dr Dave keeps bullying me.

[Gagh]

If you saw some of the acid-tongued PMs I've received, I swear some of you would want to end your days. I just stagger through, a shadow of my former self.

I'm not far off from calling Esther Rantzen on Childline.

 

[Ilyanna]

Oh that filthy Dr. Deve, that.

 

[Gagh]

Now Ilyanna is bullying me, even though I edited the thread title inside 15 seconds. It's not my fault I have ectodactyly.

 

[Ilyanna]

Bullying you?? I was expressing my empathy, you ungrateful lobster, you!
Bullying would be to change the title back, but do you see me doing that???

 

[Gagh]

Now I'm being insulted for my disability. Do any of you realise how hard it is to type with two giant fingers on each hand?

 

[Ilyanna]

Not as hard as writing bully PM's on acid, for sure.

 

[Gagh]

It's people like you that created Mike the Headless Chicken.

 

[Ilyanna]

*hangs her head in shame* Yeah, I said I'm sorry, alright? It was my first beheading, so excuse me if I didn't get it right on the first try! Like you never missed a limb or two during slaughter, pfft!

Now can I get my axe back? Please??

 

[Gagh]

You'll have to ask Wacky about the axe

 

[Ilyanna]

*gasp* NO WAY! That's like asking Sauron for his ring, or Darth Vader for his light saber, or, or, Indy for his whip, or Damokles for his sword! ONE DOESN'T BOTHER ICONS FOR THAT SORT OF THING, GAGH!!

 

[Mirah]

gagh

GAGH

GAGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry

 

[Cassie]

Dr Dave is the MF abusive drunken father.

 

[Dr Dave]

It was Dr Dace doing that Gagh!

 

[CaptainWacky]

You always blame Dr_Dace whenever you do anything evil. You set fire to nine of my shoes, leaving me with an odd number of shoes to wear, and blamed Dr_Dace. He wasn't even in the country! He was eating rice in Finland!

 

[Dr Dave]

It's a SET UP!

 

[Yub]

I think Dr Dace is Dr Dave, like Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde. He drinks far too much elixir and scampers off into the night to do evil things, like eating nuns guitars or cook food into front of starving hobos and then eat it while telling the hobo how good it is.

 

[Dr Dave]

I would never!

 

[Yub]

Says the man with a stolen doctorate and a trunk full of dead hookers.

 

[Dr Dave]

I don't even own a trunk!

 

[CaptainWacky]

To be fair, I saw Dr_Dave and Dr_Dace in the same place, when they were sword-fighting on top of the Statue Of Liberty. But I was a long way away (Scotland)...