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Dr Dave to enter the Big Brother house.

Jayne: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD IT's A MAN WHAT THE FUCK HELLO THERE OH MY GOD!

Doctor Dave: Hello.
 
Jayne, did you watch this on tv before you came in, ashleens a total cunt, yes I know she behind me, oh my microphones off, BREEEEEEEELLCCHHHHHH
 
Spiral: Hey Dave, do you have a vagina?

Dave: No. I do not have a vagina.

Spiral: THEN WE CAN BE FREINDS, HA-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Jennie: I...

Spiral: SHUT YER FUCKING GOB YOU LITTLE SLUT!
 
Pete: Hey wicked man, you have a cabbage on your head!

Dave: Yes I do.

Aisleyne: OH YOU BETTA KNOW YOURSELF IF YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A CABBAGE ON YOUR HEAD IN MY YARD!

Dave: I am Doctor Dave.

Aisleyne: Oh shit, I slipped back into my old character, I meant to say...BOO HOO, IT'S SO HARD NOMINATING, BOO HOO I WANT MY DAD WITH THE COOL VOICE, WAAAH.

Imogen: Yeah totally babes.

Dave: Yeah totally babes.
 
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