DR DAVE! Where the hell have you been?

[Cassie]

How many bodies did you have to bury?

 

[Dr Dave]

Me personally none, I would not get my hands dirty with such things.

My computer died after some of the veils of blood I was heating up exploded. It took me some time to acquire a new one from some people I know.

 

[Cassie]

I bet you got them stoned on pillz and stole their computer.

 

[Dr Dave]

I have no comment.

 

[curiousa2z]

NEITHER CONFIRM NOR DENY

 

[Dr Dave]

Damn right.

 

[Yub]

DR DAVE STOLE HIS MEDICAL DEGREE FROM A HARDWORKING CHINESE DOCTOR WHO HAD DRIVE CABS TO MAKE A LIVING AND HE ALSO STOLE HIS LITTLE BLACK MEDICAL BAG AND PILLZLOL ARE REALLY MADE FROM TIGER PENIS AND EARWIGS!!!! CRIMINAL!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Everyone knows he was eating cats.

 

[Dr Dave]

DR DAVE STOLE HIS MEDICAL DEGREE FROM A HARDWORKING CHINESE DOCTOR WHO HAD DRIVE CABS TO MAKE A LIVING AND HE ALSO STOLE HIS LITTLE BLACK MEDICAL BAG AND PILLZLOL ARE REALLY MADE FROM TIGER PENIS AND EARWIGS!!!! CRIMINAL!!

Yub why do you make the liez?

 

[Tisiphone]

You know, there was a rash of hospitals getting broke into and their drugs were being stolen.

I'm just saying.....

 

[Dr Dave]

Why I would never...

 

[Yub]

...get caught?

 

[Dr Dave]

That too.

 

[Yub]

CRIMINAL! I'll have none of you tiger penis peddling ways!

 

[Dr Dave]

I never said I did anything.

Here have some pillzlol.

 

[starbys]

Everyone knows he was eating cats.

Wait did no one make the eating pussy joke?

WAHT's WRONG WITH YOU ALL?!

 

[Dr Dave]

I think they are just quieted by the rising gas prices and downturn in the economy.

 

[Yub]

It's the tiger penis you've got them on. CRIMINAL!

 

[Dr Dave]

The tiger penis is a lie.

 

[CaptainWacky]

In the Mine Field, the first thing we'd think when someone said "eating cats" is someone literally eating a cat. Tail first. In the Mine Field.