Dr Dave's Festivus 2022 thread

[Dr Dave]

It's a Festivus for the rest of us!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I GOT A LOT OF PROBLEMS WITH YOIU PEOPLE...

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Loktar]

I'm not doing the feats of strength this year. I threw out my back.

 

[Dr Dave]

Mirah will do it.

 

[Mirah]

I will?!
Does it involve getting a pole out of my crawl space?

 

[Dr Dave]

You have to wrestle Cassie.

 

[Mirah]

She will kick my booty, but I will fight hard! And fair, mostly.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm not doing the feats of strength this year. I threw out my back.

Blow out the candles. Blow out the candles. BLOW OUT THE CANDLES.
STOP IT FRANK YOU'RE KILLING LOKTAR!

 

[Mirah]

 

[Dr Dave]

He had it coming!