Dr Dave's pants thread for 10/15/2007

[Dr Dave]

I wanted to talk to you all for a moment about pants.

As you know, many people have pants on right now, but did you know some place a potential porn star has pants on?

What can you do? Write your congress person, member of parliament, drunk FM DJ, tell them to endorse the NPFPS (no pants for porn stars) act, together we can make sure hot porn stars have no pants on.

Thank you for your time, and god bless malt liquor.

 

[CaptainWacky]

By pants you mean trousers?

 

[Dr Dave]

they are one and the same.

 

[Cassie]

What about ugly porn stars? SHOULD RON JEREMY KEEP HIS PANTS ON?

 

[Dr Dave]

That is between him and his god.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He's a goddamn jew!

 

[Dr Dave]

sucks to be him

 

[The Dork Lord]

I donate 10% of my earnings to this very cause!

 

[Dr Dave]

Good to hear, but remember the bigger the better!

 

[CaptainWacky]

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