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Dr. Wacky, I need your help...

Hambil

Hambil

I AM A GOLDEN GOD
I have a little tiny penis, and giant balls. So, I'm always peeing on my balls. It's annoying, what can I do?
 
Friend, thank god you don't have a giant penis and tiny balls.

Because then, you would look silly!
 
Have your balls amputated. ;)
 
Can't you just feel the love. We're all so helpful. I like that about our TK family. Always willing to help out a fellow member in his time of need. :)
 
YOU KJNOW WHAT I NEED BABY RAWRRRR LOL SEX WITH MEN
 
Of course you do!! :)
 
Yeah, Eggs, that's implicit. In fact, I'd even go as far as to say that is an insult. What, do you think we're all stupid? GAWD. YOU MAKE ME SO HORNYA I MEAN ANRGRY SOMETIMES.
 
Dear Dr. Wacky,

I followed the advice of your column and amputated my balls into a funnel while wearing diapers. Now I'm dead. Thanks a lot.
 
You could put the timestamps back to normal.
 
How can he do that if he's dead now?
 
I WANT TO KNOW THE TIMES POSTS WERE MADE
 
IT'S A MYSTERY TOO GREAT FOR THE ZOMBIE ADMIN HAMBL.

I'M SORRY YOU WILL HAVE TO WAIT FOR MESSENGER TO RULE ALL BECAUE I BET IN HIS DICTATORIAL REGIME WHERE IT'S ONLY ME AND YOU POSTING THE TIMES WILL AT LEAST BE FIXED. B
 
NOW I KNOW.
 
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