Dream I had about Eggz Mayo...

[The Dork Lord]

We were having dinner at some restaurant at the mall.

I had the steak, but it wasn't as good as I thought it'd be.

Henoch and Blazer Boy were there, but they went off shopping.

That's all I remember.

 

[Dr Dave]

Was it in the Mall in which Mall Rats was filmed?

 

[CaptainWacky]

You want to dine out with the gays, clearly.

 

[The Dork Lord]

I had a lot of gay friends where I used to live...

 

[Dr Dave]

In the military?

 

[The Dork Lord]

No. Right after I got out.

 

[Dr Dave]

Sure...

 

[The Dork Lord]

In the Marines, I was stationed in South Carolina. The friends I referred to lived in Iowa.

(and I don't think it was the mall they filmed Mallrats in)

 

[CaptainWacky]

Were BlazerBoy and Henoch shopping for rent boys?

 

[Laker_Girl]

You eat steak in a mall? Classy.

 

[CaptainWacky]

It was a dream.

 

[Laker_Girl]

^He dreams of eating steak in a mall? Even more classy.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I suppose you dream about SOCIETY BALLS?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Or BIG BLACK BALLS?

After BB and Henoch walked off together, did I leap from my seat and tackle Henoch and snatch him bald for trying to mack daddy my boi?

 

[The Dork Lord]

Were BlazerBoy and Henoch shopping for rent boys?

I'm not sure.

He dreams of eating steak in a mall? Even more classy.

Thank you.

After BB and Henoch walked off together, did I leap from my seat and tackle Henoch and snatch him bald for trying to mack daddy my boi?

No.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

WELL I WOULD HAVE IF YOU WEREN'T SUCH A PACIFIST MEOW HISS HISS BARK BONCSYA.s.s.a.........

 

[curiousa2z]

suddenly Im feeling a bit peckish...

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I dream aboot finding some nice young, compact Polynesian man with a surfer accent and settling down.

My dreams have become disturbingly specific lately.

 

[The Dork Lord]

WELL I WOULD HAVE IF YOU WEREN'T SUCH A PACIFIST MEOW HISS HISS BARK BONCSYA.s.s.a.........

Did you ever think maybe they left so we could be ALONE!?!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I was wondering who sent me these roses, and the ribbed tamagotchi chain...