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Dream I had about Eggz Mayo...

The Dork Lord

Whipping Boy
We were having dinner at some restaurant at the mall.

I had the steak, but it wasn't as good as I thought it'd be.

Henoch and Blazer Boy were there, but they went off shopping.

That's all I remember.
 
Was it in the Mall in which Mall Rats was filmed?
 
You want to dine out with the gays, clearly.
 
I had a lot of gay friends where I used to live...
 
In the military?
 
No. Right after I got out.
 
Sure...
 
In the Marines, I was stationed in South Carolina. The friends I referred to lived in Iowa.

(and I don't think it was the mall they filmed Mallrats in)
 
Were BlazerBoy and Henoch shopping for rent boys?
 
You eat steak in a mall? Classy.
 
It was a dream.
 
^He dreams of eating steak in a mall? Even more classy.
 
I suppose you dream about SOCIETY BALLS?
 
Or BIG BLACK BALLS?

After BB and Henoch walked off together, did I leap from my seat and tackle Henoch and snatch him bald for trying to mack daddy my boi?
 
Were BlazerBoy and Henoch shopping for rent boys?

I'm not sure.

He dreams of eating steak in a mall? Even more classy.

Thank you.

After BB and Henoch walked off together, did I leap from my seat and tackle Henoch and snatch him bald for trying to mack daddy my boi?

No.
 
WELL I WOULD HAVE IF YOU WEREN'T SUCH A PACIFIST MEOW HISS HISS BARK BONCSYA.s.s.a.........
 
suddenly Im feeling a bit peckish...
 
I dream aboot finding some nice young, compact Polynesian man with a surfer accent and settling down.

My dreams have become disturbingly specific lately.
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
WELL I WOULD HAVE IF YOU WEREN'T SUCH A PACIFIST MEOW HISS HISS BARK BONCSYA.s.s.a.........

Did you ever think maybe they left so we could be ALONE!?!
 
I was wondering who sent me these roses, and the ribbed tamagotchi chain...
 
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