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Dream I had about Loktar...

Dark Pickle

Fucked Off
Ok, it wasn't MOSTLY about Loktar, he was more of a background character.

I was visiting him, when this reporter chick discovered my secret, that i was an imortal werewolf.

In order to stop her going to press with it, I made her a werewolf too.

That didn't make things any easier tho, as she became romantically obsessed with me, and wanted me to leave my wife of over 100 years for her.

She pursued me over a variety of locations, including Loktar's apartment, a buffet restaurant, and even the train ride home!

On the train, she got mad and convinced the conductor, (a part played by one of my high-school teachers) to hold a bag check, because she knew I had weed on me!
 
The dream is inaccurate. Everyone knows that werewolves are weed hypes and always smoke til theres none left. Then, they get angry as they sober up and murder people until thier dealer's wake up in the morning. Theres no way youd have a bag on you boarding the train.

ZOMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
I thought Loktar lived in the bushes in the front of LC's apartment building????
:y_shock:

Close! I disguise myself as her couch cushions(and other furniture) so I can stalk/massage her ass.

P.S. Tommorrow please feel free to pull the penis shaped on/off cord on your lamp.;)
 
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