Lord Kookoo
New member
I, Lord Kookoo, have begun a new sport: intoxicated racing. There are three heats to the sport:
1) three laps while breathging in nitrous oxide. This tests the drivers ability to drive and not crash at high speeds whil laughing like a maniac behind the wheel. Drivers are disqualified if they hit the wall or can't drive because their too high or laughing too hard.
2) Heat 2: 3 laps while smoking a 1 ounce joint of marijuanna. Drivers must cross the finish line in a set amount of time, without crashing, falling asleep or taking off to get drive through food at Wendys.
3) Heat 3 : 3 laps after having ingested L.S.D . Drivers that can't drive because their tripping tooo hard, stopping for hallucinations or crashing are eliminated. The first driver to cross the finish line the fastest, wins a million dollars, 10 pds of weed, 100 bottles of benzos and a year in Amsterdam.
1) three laps while breathging in nitrous oxide. This tests the drivers ability to drive and not crash at high speeds whil laughing like a maniac behind the wheel. Drivers are disqualified if they hit the wall or can't drive because their too high or laughing too hard.
2) Heat 2: 3 laps while smoking a 1 ounce joint of marijuanna. Drivers must cross the finish line in a set amount of time, without crashing, falling asleep or taking off to get drive through food at Wendys.
3) Heat 3 : 3 laps after having ingested L.S.D . Drivers that can't drive because their tripping tooo hard, stopping for hallucinations or crashing are eliminated. The first driver to cross the finish line the fastest, wins a million dollars, 10 pds of weed, 100 bottles of benzos and a year in Amsterdam.
