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Drug Question

Gonad

Gonad

DON'T FUCK WITH MY TITLE BITCH
The people in the apartment above me are always vacuuming. I was told that constant vacuuming can be a drug thing. Is this true?
 
Depends what kind of drug you're talking about. I knew speed freaks who obsessively vacuumed while tweaking, on the other hand I knew crackheads who wouldn't vacuum for fear of accidentally sucking up stray rocks of cocaine. Damndest thing you ever saw, they'd be on their knees picking at the baseboards, I swear they smoked plaster at least a few times...

Pot smokers just sit around and think about vacuuming, they laugh about the funny sound paper makes when you vacuum it, then they get the munchies because they see a stray cheeto that was not vacuumed up yet, or the vacuum bag reminds them of a Chocodile...

Alcoholics trip over the vacuum and vomit on the rug.
 
You know some shady people Dono.

Dono is right, tweakers are antsy and bored so they might be vacuuming. I vacuum a lot but I'm not a tweaker just very, very clean. So they could just have a healthy dose of OCD.
 
Laker_Girl said:
You know some shady people Dono.

Dono is right, tweakers are antsy and bored so they might be vacuuming. I vacuum a lot but I'm not a tweaker just very, very clean. So they could just have a healthy dose of OCD.
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Not any more, but when I was growing up my parents partied their way through the 70s and 80s with some real questionable types. Then in Vegas in the 80s and 90s I had a few associations as well.

Sad part is, the baseboard story is dead true, and happened to this yuppie couple my Dad knew. Turned them from Ken and Barbie into Whitney and Bobby in about 6 months. I think seeing them kept me away from the rock...
 
What time do they vacuum? If they come and go at all hours with no discernable pattern, it's probably tweakers
 
On and off all weekend about a month ago, and I mean from 8PM Friday to 10PM Sunday. I don't usually pay any attention, and I can't tell when my dryer is running. The thing is, I live in the same floor plan and I know that if it takes them hours to vaccuum the living room (right now, in the afternoon/evening), they're going to be more efficient just getting on their knees and picking the dirt off.
 
Donovan said:
Turned them from Ken and Barbie into Whitney and Bobby in about 6 months.
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LMAO! That was the funniest thing I've read in weeks.

Your upbringing explains your free lovin' heart though.;)
 
Gonad said:
On and off all weekend about a month ago, and I mean from 8PM Friday to 10PM Sunday. I don't usually pay any attention, and I can't tell when my dryer is running. The thing is, I live in the same floor plan and I know that if it takes them hours to vaccuum the living room (right now, in the afternoon/evening), they're going to be more efficient just getting on their knees and picking the dirt off.
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Are you sure it's a vacuum and not like an air purifier or air conditioner?
 
It isn't an air conditioner. What is an air puffer?

This is a vacuum sound, that moves around on my ceiling, often in repetitive areas, but not necessarily the same areas every time.
 
I once saw the lady across the street out vacuuming her driveway, but I don't think drugs were involved; she was just old and senile. It made a hell of a racket whenever she'd run over a rock, though.

Did I mention this was at midnight?
 
Gonad said:
The people in the apartment above me are always vacuuming. I was told that constant vacuuming can be a drug thing. Is this true?
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Perhaps they are clean freaks or they dislike you so much and know constant vacuuming would drive you insane. Seems their tactics have worked. *ROTFLMAO*.
 
Colonel Kira's Left Tit said:
I once saw the lady across the street out vacuuming her driveway, but I don't think drugs were involved; she was just old and senile. It made a hell of a racket whenever she'd run over a rock, though.

Did I mention this was at midnight?
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Yet you stood there and watched? What a complete prick. I cannot believe you did not seek to assist her. I bet you mug little old ladies and rob them of their pension cheques.
 
Laker_Girl said:
Are you sure it's a vacuum and not like an air purifier or air conditioner?
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You are a complete and total moron. An air purifier or air conditioner do not in the slightest share the same sound as a vacuum cleaner. Fuck. I knew this bitch was a dummy but this tops all.
 
Did you ever consider it might be one of those stupid "vacuum-robot" things they advertise on late-nite tv? You know the ones that just sort of wander around your room on their own until they run into something, then turn the other way?

If they have one of those and leave it going for hours, that could get really annoying...I would let them know it's a pain in the ass for you.
 
Donovan said:
Depends what kind of drug you're talking about. I knew speed freaks who obsessively vacuumed while tweaking, on the other hand I knew crackheads who wouldn't vacuum for fear of accidentally sucking up stray rocks of cocaine. Damndest thing you ever saw, they'd be on their knees picking at the baseboards, I swear they smoked plaster at least a few times...

Pot smokers just sit around and think about vacuuming, they laugh about the funny sound paper makes when you vacuum it, then they get the munchies because they see a stray cheeto that was not vacuumed up yet, or the vacuum bag reminds them of a Chocodile...

Alcoholics trip over the vacuum and vomit on the rug.
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Tell me DONNY. What was the name of that novel you read? You know? The one for which you are at this moment telling us the plot? There is a difference between reality and fantasy my dear little Irish puke. *stomps my British jackboot upon his neck*. Now shut the fuck up and let REAL people tell true tales. Not your fantasy world bullshit.
 
SaintLucifer said:
Yet you stood there and watched? What a complete prick. I cannot believe you did not seek to assist her. I bet you mug little old ladies and rob them of their pension cheques.
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I do...but I fail to see what that has to do with this situation.
 
We had a neighbor like that when I was growing up. This alta kaker fucking crank bitch at 4am every morning, and if you asked her to wait til daylight, she'd flip out and scream IF THE HOUSE IS FILTHY AT 4 AM THEN YOU CLEAN IT, and slam the door in your face.
 
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