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Dull as fuck thread #1,647

Fuddlemiff

Fuddlemiff

Is this real life?
There's a howling gale outside and it's pouring with rain. WHY did I agree to meet up with friends just an hour ago? WHY did I come up with the plan SO IM THE LAST PERSON WHO COULD CANCEL?!!? WHAT WAS I THINKING JUST WANNA STAY IN HERE NICE AND WARM AND NOT WET AND NOT HAVING LEAVES FLYING IN MY FACE OR ANY OTHER HILARIOUS THINGS THAT WOULD HAPPEN IN CREAM OF THE CROP BBC COMEDIES SUCH AS "AFTER YOU'RE GONE" OR "GREEN, GREEN GRASS" AND EVERYONE IN CANNEDLAUGHTERLAND WOULD PISS THEMSELVES WITH UNCONTAINABLE GLEE?!?!
 
Could be worse. I almost set fire to my study. The lamp next to my desk decided to lean over and kiss a stack of CDs. The only casualty was a Best of Elvis Costello CD. So no Elvis until I fix the main comp in week. I was playing the shit out of it too, considering it was the only hard copy Costello I had.

I think I'd rather walk for a bit in the rain.
 
Also if you are regarding the act of copulation as dull, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.
 
Fuddlemiff said:
There's a howling gale outside and it's pouring with rain. WHY did I agree to meet up with friends just an hour ago? WHY did I come up with the plan SO IM THE LAST PERSON WHO COULD CANCEL?!!? WHAT WAS I THINKING JUST WANNA STAY IN HERE NICE AND WARM AND NOT WET AND NOT HAVING LEAVES FLYING IN MY FACE OR ANY OTHER HILARIOUS THINGS THAT WOULD HAPPEN IN CREAM OF THE CROP BBC COMEDIES SUCH AS "AFTER YOU'RE GONE" OR "GREEN, GREEN GRASS" AND EVERYONE IN CANNEDLAUGHTERLAND WOULD PISS THEMSELVES WITH UNCONTAINABLE GLEE?!?!
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RAIN? PISS ON YOUR RAIN! I AM A NEWYAWKSICLE OVER HERE!
 
Yub said:
Could be worse. I almost set fire to my study. The lamp next to my desk decided to lean over and kiss a stack of CDs. The only casualty was a Best of Elvis Costello CD. So no Elvis until I fix the main comp in week. I was playing the shit out of it too, considering it was the only hard copy Costello I had.
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Oh! How terrible. I'm so sorry! :(

I think he would understand if you downloaded a replacement. One must not go without Elvis for too long!
 
Chelsea?
 
No. And I don't care to answer further questions about locale. ;)
 
It's raining here too. RAIN RAIN RAIN.
 
Picked up The Animatrix for a quid, quite good. :)
 
is a quid a Pound Sterling? If it is, where does "quid" come from?
 
the cat nearly got stuck up a tree
 
I mean it as £1 Sterling, but according to wikipedia it's also used in Ireland for €1 and used to be used in Australia as well for $1.

"A common slang term is quid (singular and plural) which is thought to derive from the Latin phrase 'quid pro quo'.[citation needed]"

Sounds sensible! :)
 
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