D'Ya think Lindsay Will Get Paris' Old Cell???

[Volpone]

Lindsay Lohan Arrested on Suspicion of DUI, Cocaine Possession After Car Chase
Tuesday, July 24, 2007
AP
SANTA MONICA, Calif. — The troubled saga of Lindsay Lohan took another turn early Tuesday when police booked her for investigation of drunken driving and cocaine possession after a frightened woman dialed 911 to report being chased by Lohan's SUV.

Less than two weeks out of rehab, with another drunken-driving case pending, Lohan had a blood-alcohol level of between 0.12 and 0.13 percent when police found her about 1:30 a.m., Sgt. Shane Talbot said. ...

Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay... :jayzus:

Your antics make Paris look responsible.

Drunken driving, possession of coke, Criminal Menacing...I say they put her under the jail.

 

[Dershocka]

Her crime should be that's has to have sex with a normal, poor, unattractive person to maintain her freedom....

I'd happliy volunteer.

 

[FBI parte due]

Post-bulimia Lindsay is nowhere near as fuckable as pre.

 

[Dershocka]

I don't why girls like her, and Hilary Duff think they're fat, and go bulimic. Lindsay's weight troubles is probably all drug related though.

 

[jack]

I'd still do lines off her chest.

 

[Lilac]

I'd still do lines off her chest.

"I will not be socially irresponsible."
100 times.

 

[jack]

I'd do lines off her chest.

 

[Bickendan]

Mine was funnier

 

[The Dork Lord]

Her punishment should be that she shouldn't have any more fuckin movies/shows/cds/videos/any media time whatsoever. Same with Britney, Paris, and all those other talent deprived stupid spoiled cunts.

And Shocka, I should be shocked that you'd dip your wick in that, but I'm not.