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"Yo Piggy, you want a REAL Lifetime Achievement Award? Eat this WHOLE TABLE of bacon! You'll automatically own'n'pwn that Japanese dude who wins the Coney Island Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest every July 4th. Y'can do it!