Eastenders/CBB crossover

[whisky]

Pat: Welcome to my house, its already got nine people living in it, but theres room for you lot

Danielle: On no, you've got a family of niggers living here

Jermaine: We prefere african american

The black woman that lives with Pat: If you had axed me, I would have told you Im not either african or american

Dirk: This skit isnt very funny so far is it?

Cleo: Well its ten thousand times funnier than anything Ive done since Kenny died

Jack: Can you manage a full sentace without mentioning Kenny?

Jo: Shut it, and cover up that cock cleavage

Martin: Wheres my boy?

Micheal: Waaaaaaaaallllttttttttttt

Ian: Arent you on the wrong show?

Phil: I guess hes lost

Sonya: I killed that cow and I'm glad I did it

Jack: Oh no shes killed Jade, I might have an opinion on that

Sonya: No not Jade, Pauline Fowler

Dirk: Noone could be fowler than Cleo

Cleo: Seriously, this whole thing isnt funny

 

[CaptainWacky]

Ian: Are there any gay characters in Eastenders?

Everyone: NO.

Ian: Just thought I'd ask!

 

[whisky]

Actually there are two lesbians, well one now, the other one went off it again.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

*Jo shuffles in looking miserable and racist*

Pat: You've got a lot of front showing yer face araaannd ear!
Jo: Wos ga'in on?
Pat: Your a fuckin racialist, that's what! You fuckin disgust me, you slaaaag!
Jo: Wos it got to do wiv you? You ain't my muvva!
Pat: YES I AAAAAMMM!!

*drums*

 

[CaptainWacky]

Shilpa: OH HOT DOGS!