EASTER EGGS

[CaptainWacky]

There are people who believe that one Easter a choclate Jesus will hatch from an Easter Egg and bring about the End Times.


They are not so far from the truth.

 

[Tisiphone]

Can I eat the chocolate Jesus?

 

[Loktar]

Can I eat the chocolate Jesus?

I don't see why not. I ate some multi-grain Jesus at Holy Thursday Mass last night.

 

[Dr Dave]

I assume that would be like bread representing the body of Christ right?

 

[Loktar]

I assume that would be like bread representing the body of Christ right?

Yeah and usually its small and plain tasting, last night it was a big piece of Jesus and tasted almost like Wheat Thins.

 

[Cassie]

OH, I hope he's not one of those hollow chocolate Jesuses. RIP OFF.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Of course the debate rages in the Bible Belt over whether it should be a white chocolate Jesus or a dark chocolate Jesus.

 

[Loktar]

Of course the debate rages in the Bible Belt over whether it should be a white chocolate Jesus or a dark chocolate Jesus.

I'd rather have a dark chocolate Jesus. White chocolate tastes like wax. Blech.

 

[Cassie]

White chocolate doesn't even taste like chocolate, the only thing it's good for is coating pretzels IMMMMMO.

 

[Loktar]

White chocolate doesn't even taste like chocolate, the only thing it's good for is coating pretzels IMMMMMO.

Or wax museums.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I agree it doesn't taste like chocolate, but it does taste good imo. I reckon Jesus would come back as white chocolate if he could.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He'd be beyond choclate.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

He can't come back as a jelly bean, Kate Middleton (New Princess of our Hearts) has already taken that gig.

 

[Cassie]

GUMMI JESUS!

 

[Dr Dave]

nom nom nom

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

THIS SHIT IS SICK!

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HAPPY EASTERlol

 

[FBI parte due]

It's already the end times.