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I was just surprised the building was there at all, it's an old movie. IN FACT, I didn't even know it was filmed so close until I saw the house and my mom said LOOK! THERE'S EDWARD SCISSORHANDS HOUSE. So I looked and there it was. THEN I looked it up on the internets just to make sure my mom wasn't making shit up.
TRh3e nine field is getting wietrfd be cause stone cold steve austin stunnered quint just beforee the shark ate him and sherriff brody got a twitchy eyebrow just like spock whenver kirk destroyyed a super computer bdespite breaking the primme directrottive because the super comupter didn't let bpeople get all touchy and feely despite the society being non probblemativ and no crime just like on SPACE Preciinct when Magnus Magnusson chased the tango man to Terry Wogan's house and HACKSAW Jim Duggan (HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO) decided to turn to pin and wire art juast like wot was popular in the 70s and did a thing of an owl he also had one of those horrible arabic men's china heads on his wal and a crying boy painting WHICH MADE HIS HOUSE BURN DOWN AND MADE XZACH GOWan's LEG GROW BACK and Indiana Jones blew up the shark making Richard Dreyfuss build the mountain out of mashed potatot before being in ANOTHER STAKEOUT WITH A FAT DYKE and playing Texas Hold em with DARTH SIKLEIDNKSNH in a shed with Dot Cotton 15 blind kittens and a banana called Harry lol Janae's tits then grw another foot wider and swamped all my bedrooms to the sound of applause from the CRACKERJACK audience and Stu Franis crushed a grape which made Chakotay get excited, Kate Mulgrew cry herself fto sleep for playing MRS COLUMBO and Peter Falk's glass eye to SHOOT OUT AND KNOCK OUT NICK GRIFFIN AND GORDON BROWN'S GLASS EYES and then Homer Simpson was suddenly replaced by TORAH ZIYAL with no reason and we all went homa and made some coco lol tits out.