Eggs Mayo is

[Tyrant]

My hero. Is he your hero?

 

[BlazerBoy]

Have you seen my sig at TrekBBS?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Aw shucks! I just love to be loved. Preferably by hotties, but there's room in my heart for all God's (and other source's) chilluns...

 

[Tyrant]

Well guys it's hard to be so casual around you, so I'll just ask for forgiveness, right now.

 

[BlazerBoy]

I'm the fusion of gods sperm and satan's semen and a human bitches womb.

I'm literally the best of all three worlds.

 

[Kyehlar]

I prefer my eggs scrambled, personally. I don't even like Hollandaise sauce.

 

[Tyrant]

I prefer my eggs scrambled, personally. I don't even like Hollandaise sauce.

Yer not invited.

 

[SpellCheck]

bitches

Did you mean bitch's?

 

[Monolith]

Yes, my hero foreva!

 

[Tyrant]

:eggs:
^His own personal smilie on Troll Kingdom.



Yep, still listening to it, right now.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I was once in a lip-sync contest at college. 2 friends and I were the Thompson Twins, and we were in the finals against a guy dressed as Tina Turner, and a bitchy queen who was doing the guy from Dead or Alive.

We kicked their asses and won a trip to Florida.

 

[Gonad]

Did you bring back citrus?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Actually we were starving students, we took the cash equivalent. The weather was fine on Long Island at the time.

 

[Gonad]

Ah.

 

[Caitriona]

My hero. Is he your hero?

Of course he is... and I secretly lust after him. I know, I know it's hopeless, but I don't care.

 

[jack]

Did you bring back citrus?

FOMCL

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Of course he is... and I secretly lust after him. I know, I know it's hopeless, but I don't care.

I never say never! I've learned that much in my many sexy years...

 

[Pryce]

My hero. Is he your hero?

You betcha....Total hero material!!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

SOOPER EGGS!!!

 

[BlazerBoy]

If Eggs and Cait get married, I'd come to the wedding.