Grammour Boy
Rebel
AND HAS HAD MORE PUSSY THAN WILT CHAMBERLAIN
Troll Kingdom
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EGGS MAYONNAISE ADMITS HE'S STR8
- Thread starter Grammour Boy
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Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
You flatter me sir!
I had SOME pussy in the 80s before I gave it up for Eternal Gay Lent...
I had SOME pussy in the 80s before I gave it up for Eternal Gay Lent...
Ishcabittle
Well-known member
It wasn't very good, was it, Eggs? Not nearly tight enough, IMFO!
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
MAYBE WOMAN SHOULD HAVE THEIR PUSSIES TIGHTENED UP BY ROBOTS
Ishcabittle
Well-known member
LASER VAGINAL REJUVINATION SURGERY.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
OR SEW ON A PENIS
Grammour Boy
Rebel
LADIES OF TK, LISTEN UP THIS IS MY RECIPE FOR TIGHTENING UP PUSSIES THUS FAR IT HAS YET TO FAIL 100% MONEY BACK GUARANTEED:
1/2 CUP OF SUGAR
1/3 CUP OF SALTED VINEGAR
3 PINCHES OF PAPRIKA
1 PINCH OF FRESH GROUND PEPPER
1 EGG YOLK
THOUROUGHLY MIX ABOVE INGREDIENTS IN A SOUP BOWL AND BRUSH LIBERAL PORTIONS OF IT ON LOOSE PUSSIES. LET IT AIRDRY. SPRINKLE WITH SALT. REPEAT PROCEDURE EVERY DAY FOR ONE WEEK. THEN PM ME A PICTURE OF THE PUSSY AND I WILL SEND THE RECIPE FOR THE NEXT (MOST IMPORTANT) TREATMENT.
1/2 CUP OF SUGAR
1/3 CUP OF SALTED VINEGAR
3 PINCHES OF PAPRIKA
1 PINCH OF FRESH GROUND PEPPER
1 EGG YOLK
THOUROUGHLY MIX ABOVE INGREDIENTS IN A SOUP BOWL AND BRUSH LIBERAL PORTIONS OF IT ON LOOSE PUSSIES. LET IT AIRDRY. SPRINKLE WITH SALT. REPEAT PROCEDURE EVERY DAY FOR ONE WEEK. THEN PM ME A PICTURE OF THE PUSSY AND I WILL SEND THE RECIPE FOR THE NEXT (MOST IMPORTANT) TREATMENT.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
EWWWWW PUSSY PRETZELS
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Why would anyone want to LOOK at a pussy?