Eggs Mayonnaise MIA part 3

[Tyrant]

The sequel you've all been waiting for.

 

[Ishcabittle]

I HEAR TOM CRUISE IS GETTING BIG MONEY TO HAVE HIS COCK LENGTHENED TO PLAY EGGS!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

He's removing fat from his head and injecting it in his wang LOL

 

[Ishcabittle]

OMG. AT LEAST IT WILL DO HIM SOME GOOD OVER THERE!! LOL!

 

[Mentalist]

WHERE IS EGGS

 

[Ishcabittle]

HE'S UNDER THAT BUSH. WAIT, THAT'S NOT RIGHT, CHECK THAT WANG!

 

[Ishcabittle]

NO, NOT THAT ONE, THE ONE TO THE LEFT!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

OF I KNEW THERE WERE THIS MANY WANGS HANGING OUT I NEVER WOULD HAVE LEFT LOL

 

[Caitriona]

See there he is.. no need to worry.

 

[Tyrant]

WHERE IS EGGS

I'm afraid he only lives in memory.

 

[Fagh]

I'm afraid he only lives in memory.

OmG! They killed eggs? Those bastards! LOL!

 

[CaptainWacky]

HOW DOES FAGH COME UP WITH SUCH WITTY MATERIAL?

 

[Ishcabittle]

*head explodes*

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I'm his GHOST WRITER LOL OMG ZOINKS

 

[CaptainWacky]

I dind' know you were a ghost lol

 

[Gagh]

He's not missing, he's possessing the body of MARGOT KIDDER.

 

[CaptainWacky]

So he's going to make two guest appearances in Smallville then die off-screen for no apparent reason? Cool.

 

[Gagh]

No - he's going to go crazy, and get found in somebody's back yard in the middle of a nervous breakdown, whacked out on prescription anti-depressents, and missing hair & teeth!

 

[Tyrant]

Part 3 was only intended to bring closure, and maybe milk the saga for a bit longer.

It was never intended to surpass the earlier parts, or leave Eggs hairless.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I've been meaning to get a good waxing, but I'd like to keep the teeth thankYOU...