Eggs Mayonnaise only replies in threads that remind him of penis

[Cassie]

See, that guy's chest isn't too hairy. I don't like the ones that look like a shag carpet.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Speaking of smoothies - I looked before I knew he wasn't even 18!
Of course then I scratched my eyes out and won't look again for ten years.

I can't stand his face; when he smiles it all scrunches together like some albino aborigine play-doh thing from Thingtown.

 

[Cassie]

I think Eggs and I have the same taste in men and PENISES.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Let's start a Facebook group named I LERV PENII BUT I HATE SCRUNCHY THINGS FROM THINGTOWN!

 

[curiousa2z]

I think Eggs and I have the same taste in men and PENISES.

CASSIE AND EGGS TO FIGHT IT OUT IN SORDID MF LOVE TRIANGLE?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I'll take Joseph. She can have Gordon. But it may turn into a cage match over Levitt.

 

[curiousa2z]

I can't stand his face; when he smiles it all scrunches together like some albino aborigine play-doh thing from Thingtown.

his face? oh shit! .... All the times I told men HELLO MY EYES ARE UP HERE....

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'd fuck everyone in this thread, male, female, images, avatars, posters, lurkers, Hilter. All of them.

 

[Dr Dave]

Even Fartposter33?

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

I'd fuck everyone in this thread, male, female, images, avatars, posters, lurkers, Hilter. All of them.

I'm glad you think that.

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

I have the full version of that pic, by the way, and let me tell you, übermensch is right.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Even Fartposter33?

No. Not her.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I'm glad you think that.

Hmm... that reminds me of something...

http://www.lamebook.com/notsee-ing-the-issue-nsfw

 

[CaptainWacky]

That, not so good.