Eggs!

[Hambil]

If you ever get the time can I get a "Elect me and the bird gets it", with big bird chained to a wall? Romney 2012.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I'm at work at the moment, and going out and getting smashed tonight, but I will get on that as soon as I can!

 

[Seph]

I'm baked.

 

[jack]

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[Dr Dave]

I had some nice scotch last night.

 

[Loktar]

I'm getting smashed this Saturday...high school friend/neighbor BBQ.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

I have pinned my poetry awards in my eye brows.

 

[eloisel]

I got smashed once. Back when I was a vegetarian. Came back alive to find my refrigerator filled with McDonald's hamburgers. Swore off drinking that day.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I didn't go out -- my tummy didn't feel good.

I'll get smashed on Monday maybe.

 

[Seph]

Hey Eggs no slacking i have been stoned or drunk everyday this week

 

[Loktar]

Yeah, Eggs, even I got smashed yesterday.

 

[Seph]

Shamed by Loktar, Eggs man, what happened to you? I used to be able to rely on you being drunk, I don't feel like we even know each other anymore :'(

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

On nights I don't get smashed, I overeat instead.

SO I'M STILL GETTING FUCKED UP IT'S JUST ON GREASE INSTEAD OF VODKA.

 

[Loktar]

On nights I don't get smashed, I overeat instead.

SO I'M STILL GETTING FUCKED UP IT'S JUST ON GREASE INSTEAD OF VODKA.

Me too.

Sadly I don't get smashed that often.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Is this the real reason why Hambil disappeared?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Possibly! I feel bad, I forgot.

 

[CaptainWacky]

If you look at this profile, the last day he was active was the day after this.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

But I did this thing a couple of weeks later...any points for that?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Send it to him!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

He saw it on Facebook back then!