Eggs!!

[Cassie]

Did you watch Life on the D list last night? I know you did... I love her, can't believe they didn't film her sold out show at Carnegie Hall, those bastards. I cried right along with her when she was talking about her ex whathisname.. I'm a crybaby though. ANYWAY that guy who moved in with her has some crazy eyes.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Yeah, I don't know about the new lackey guy. That's gonna turn weirdly co-dependent fast. She'll either throw him out and fire him, or fall in love with him. Hopefully not the latter.

Eventually she'll be OK with no man in the house, and that will be it for him.

I thought she handled the divorce thing very well. A brief moment wher she let herself be honest and vulnerable, and then back to the show. No sappy music or montage. It was very in character.

FUCK THAT LIZA BITCH WHY DIDN'T SHE COME TO THE SHOW???

 

[Liza Minnelli]

I was busy! Suck it!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Oh.

 

[Cassie]

haha.. It was so funny when she put the note on her pillow.

From the way she was talking her ex must have been up to no good.. like he either cheated on her or was only with her for her D list fame, or something. But yeah, she seems to be rocking on.

I hope the lackey/houseslave guy is only for comic relief and she doesn't fall for him.. bleh, he's creepy. He is funny though. I cracked up when she made him go fix her omelet.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Back in the day, I think I read that Matt was double-dipping into the bank accounts on the sly.

Did you see the her standup special the hour before? The Emmys/Shmemmys bit?

 

[Cassie]

No, I missed that dammit. Maybe Bravo will show it again this week.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

They'll show it, like, 30 times this week.

It's called "Everyone Can Suck It", at the very least it will be on a couple of times this weekend. Bravo never met a show it didn't like to run into the ground.