Gagh
Χριστόφορος
As a Gold-Bikini clad male welder living on the Breadline in the Bronx, where his only release is through the medium of dance, but only after OD'ing on his latest batch of medically prescribed Soma anal suppositories.
An evil (and I mean genuinely evil, as in worshipping Satan, killing goats n' shit) dance-den owner will demand our fiercely independent Lead to strip on stage to put 'Bums inta seats', Eggs will snap, turn stright, hook up with Jennifer Grey, shoot 'Dirty Dancing 3' as a 'film-within-a-film', murder Elizabeth Berkely with a rusty meathook, and then star in their own Broadway musical about a disable Arab discovering the gift of mounting dead moths onto a picture fram, which will be a huge hit, earn him loads of dough, kill Jennifer Grey & run off to a very tall mountain peak with Tom Welling where they have four kids, get really zen and take up kayaking.
An evil (and I mean genuinely evil, as in worshipping Satan, killing goats n' shit) dance-den owner will demand our fiercely independent Lead to strip on stage to put 'Bums inta seats', Eggs will snap, turn stright, hook up with Jennifer Grey, shoot 'Dirty Dancing 3' as a 'film-within-a-film', murder Elizabeth Berkely with a rusty meathook, and then star in their own Broadway musical about a disable Arab discovering the gift of mounting dead moths onto a picture fram, which will be a huge hit, earn him loads of dough, kill Jennifer Grey & run off to a very tall mountain peak with Tom Welling where they have four kids, get really zen and take up kayaking.
