Elaine Joyce

[Starship Coyote]

You old farts remember her? I can forgive the youngsters here for not having a clue.

Elaine gained her low-level fame as a regular on Match Game.

She also had a bit on the short-lived Mr. Merlin series from the early 80s. That's where she caught my attention.

Sigh...she was so hot then.

This is her today at age 60...

Gentlemen...that's frightening. I used to have a serious hard-on for her. Now? If I woke up next to that, I'd gnaw my arm off to get away.

Time is cruel.

 

[Mentalist]

Time is cruel. I have no idea who she is but yeah, the difference...


There are loads of celebs that age terribly that used to be gorgeous. Some are lucky and stay pretty for years past their prime, some just don't give a fuck and let it slide


Look what Kirstey Alley did to herself. She used to be hot.

 

[Number_6]

I was afraid this was going to be a eulogy thread.

I thought we agreed awhile back that the hottest game show guest star was Karen Valentine, of Room 222 fame?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

No, only her BJ lips. For overall you had Elaine Joyce, Carol Wayne, and Dolly Martin, who while not exactly hot, had an accent and spoke mostly in innuendo and giggles, which meant she fucked like a beast 24/7, and probably did anal.

Dick Martin was one lucky bastard.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Wow. If you had said she was 70, I'd tell you she looked good. But 60? There are plenty of 60-year-old women out there who are still attractive, but she ain't one of 'em.

I used to have a thing for Valerie Perrine, myself. GREAT ass.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Carol Wayne had some of the best juggs on tv. She used to be on Carson's show, right?

 

[Starship Coyote]

Yeah.

 

[Number_6]

Didn't Carol Wayne die under mysterious circumstances? Something to do with a boyfriend or husband who fled to Mexico?

 

[Starship Coyote]

She died in Mexico after drowning in 4 feet of water. I remember that.

 

[Tisiphone]

^I'm surprised at that considering her flotation devices. <wg>