Election '12: My Idea for a Running Mate...

[Volpone]

I don't particularly like Joe Biden. I guess they needed him to shore up Obama's lack of experience. But when 2012 rolls around, he won't need that any more.

I think for the '12 Election Obama should run with...an Orangutan! I don't think the Constitution says anything about the VP having to be human--just 35 and born in the US. There must be a monkey that fits the bill. I mean, look how cool it was with Clint Eastwood in "Every Which Way But Lose".

I've even got the slogan: "Yes we can, Orangutan!" (OK, it needs a little work, but you can see the potential, right?) I mean, people love monkeys. Hell, if Obama hasn't destroyed the country by 2011 and he runs with an Orangutan, I will vote for him.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Jayson? Izzat you?

 

[Volpone]

Oh.

My.

God.

You just gave me the BEST idea: http://www.trekbbs.com/showthread.php?p=2559281#post2559281 :bigass:

 

[Volpone]

Hmm. Maybe TBBS has changed. Instead of being warned (or pelted with rotten fruit), people seem to be running with it. (Although I think most of them are too young to remember Jayson.)

 

[chucklemeister]

Am I the only one who thought Jayson and Diacanu are the same person?

 

[missmanners]

Oh I remember Jaysons threads, in fact, didn't he have an account here? I'm sure he did. Something about being banned.

opcorn:
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[Hambil]

So a black president just happened to make you think of a monkey huh? What a surprise.

 

[Volpone]

Go suck a dick, Hambil. It's not racist to say Bush looks like a chimp, but because Obama is black monkey jokes are of the table? If anyone is racist, you are. :cylon: