'Elementary, My Dear Data' was better than Sherlock series 3

[CaptainWacky]

THERE I SAID IT.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

IT'S THE LEVAR FACTOR.

 

[Filthy Whore]

How DARE you!

 

[Cassie]

I have now watched two episodes of Sherlock, and I still don't know what all the fuss is about.

 

[CaptainWacky]

THE DATADUDES COULD BEAT THE CUMBERBITCHES.

 

[Filthy Whore]

Oh wait, I thought you were badmouthing Elementary. Never mind.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Cont-ro-versial! /tickle

 

[CaptainWacky]

STEPHANIE BEACHAM WAS HOTTER THAN LARA PULVER.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

BOYHOOD KIRK TOOK MANY CLANDESTINE TRIPS TO POCATELLA.

 

[Enkephalen]

Everthing Cummerbund says is alimentary.

 

[whisky]

I like the way Data finishes explaining to Moriatey that nothing from the holodeck can leave the holodeck, then leaves carrying a piece of paper Moriarty gave to him.

 

[Cassie]

Data made that paper with his own body, JUST LIKE ELF CANDY.

 

[CaptainWacky]

The holodeck uses replicator technology!

 

[whisky]

So why did Picards book disappear when he threw it out the door?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

They had to cut the line "COMPUTER: DISENGAGE SAFETY PROTOCOLS ON THIS PIECE OF PAPER" for time.

 

[Cassie]

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[CaptainWacky]

I still think Cumberbatch is a decent bloke.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I think he's great. But the world needs to stop thinking he's sexy. He is not sexy.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'd rather fuck The Count.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I avoid the Count -- he might start counting inches and ruin the mood.

Gimme a night in a hotel with Animal and a bottle of whiskey.