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Hambil

I AM A GOLDEN GOD
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Messed-Up Fairytale
One day in a land far far away, further than Mars , there lived a girl named Lilith . Lilith was very cool and sexy and every man in the kingdom wanted her. Even Shatna thought of getting into her bra . One day, after drinking rather heavily for 5 hours straight, Shatna looked over to Lilith 's house and said to her ouch Lilith you are so dumb ! I'd love to take you to north pole and kiss you on the butt and then you would be mine Forever. Well Lilith thought that this was green , He was pretty crazy and had a nice lion , So she agreed. Little did he know Lilith had a secret. So off they went to north pole and he did kiss her on the butt and she was his forever. well that kiss led one thing to another and soon they took of their shoe and their hat . yike ! Shatna shouted! Lilith had a eye where her boob should be. But it was to late she was his forever. The End The moral of the story is don't count your sheep before they bite .
 
Hambil said:
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Messed-Up Fairytale
One day in a land far far away, further than Mars , there lived a girl named Lilith . Lilith was very cool and sexy and every man in the kingdom wanted her. Even Shatna thought of getting into her bra . One day, after drinking rather heavily for 5 hours straight, Shatna looked over to Lilith 's house and said to her ouch Lilith you are so dumb ! I'd love to take you to north pole and kiss you on the butt and then you would be mine Forever. Well Lilith thought that this was green , He was pretty crazy and had a nice lion , So she agreed. Little did he know Lilith had a secret. So off they went to north pole and he did kiss her on the butt and she was his forever. well that kiss led one thing to another and soon they took of their shoe and their hat . yike ! Shatna shouted! Lilith had a eye where her boob should be. But it was to late she was his forever. The End The moral of the story is don't count your sheep before they bite .
This is story from coward guy and worst IT guy ever!
It means nothing.
 
Habeeb Habab said:
This is story from coward guy and worst IT guy ever!
It means nothing.

Habeeb? If wash towel on head Paladin need ride in your taxi go to your brother's convenience store 7-11 immediatement!
 
The Questioning Child

one day, a little blue kid asked his mother, Mommy, what does bastard mean? and his mother replies, a bastard is a Hitman . Then the boy asked, Mommy, what does F**king mean? and the mother replies It means fall . You know, like swing a dog . Then, the boy asked his very Veiny mother, Mommy, what does seducing mean? and his mother replies it means to Picking Grandpa's bellybutton lint . Then one day the Sooth-sayer came to the door and the kid answered. Why hello, Motrician Bastard! Daddy's in the bedroom seducing my sister, and mommy's in the kitchen, f**king the Child !
 
Paladin said:
Habeeb? If wash towel on head Paladin need ride in your taxi go to your brother's convenience store 7-11 immediatement!
You looking for Habeeb cousin Bob!
That mudderfuk guy in New Jersey!:laugh:
 
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