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Elijah Wood

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Eggs Mayonnaise

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should do gay porn. He should only bottom and take cumshots in his eye. Oh, and he should learn to deep throat. I bet his eyes get even bigger when someone's plowing him.

He was also good in The Ice Storm. That was a GOOD Ang Lee movie.

Elijah would have sucked as the Hulk.
 
I wonder how she's handling the guilt at being third billed in the Lord Of the Rings movies even though she's hardly in them.
 
Yeah what's with that? Probably the producers thought they'd get more horny teens and pedos in the theater if they sold it like she was the star who gets it on with all the Hobbits and moans staring at the camera AS IF IT WERE YOU SHE LOVED WANK WANK WANK WANK WANK WANK

She became a star from an Aerosmith video, so I shouldn't be surpised.
 
The only time she looked attractive in the trilogy was when Frodo had a vision of her walking in slow motion. They should have cast Natalie.
 
What is it with all the Liv hate? Admittidley she did for some reason just not look that hot in LOTR, I really don't know why. But she looks hot the rest of the time.

Liv is fucking hot, this is a provable mathmatic constant. Observe:


6^45(7*54)(.)(.)-769*EX+90 =

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She doesn't really do it for me...not saying she's ugly or anything because obviously she isn't but...OMG MENTY AND I DISAGREE ON A WOMAN.
 
She's fucking gorgeous, more so than Elijah Wood could ever hope to be. Nonetheless, if they were both standing at the foot of my bed naked, and I had to choose between them, I might just have a brain spasm and expire. Halfway, maybe. Maybe. :D
 
If Elijah Wood was at the foot of my bed naked at least I would have something interesting to report about in the MF.

I would probably tie him to a lamp post and take pictures.

Now if Liv was at the foot of my bed.. I would have a sudden realization that I was naked and get embarrassed for 0.003 seconds then start up with the mac skills and have even better stuff to report in the MF.
 
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