Eloisel got me kicked out the pool

[starguard]

So there I was, getting to take a dip in the pool, when I noticed this big breasted hot bodied woman sitting about 20 chairs away. Me being the romeo I am, decided to go and sit next to her. Thats when these two gustapo type lifeguards named hekel and jekel came over and messed up everything. I was about one heartbeat from getting laid too

 

[eloisel]

LOL - in your wet dreams.

 

[starguard]

Man those guy were mean.

One of them was wearing brass knuckles too. They both dragged me in the shower room and roughed me up pretty good. One of them held my arms behind my back, while the other punched me in the stomach :huh:

 

[The Dork Lord]

you deserve it, ya perv!

 

[starguard]

*ROFL* :kitty:

 

[jack]

someone better clue me in to how this is a troll, ok?

 

[The Dork Lord]

It's the famous "I'm the pathetic dude on the internet pretending to stalk you" troll!

 

[eloisel]

OMG - now, I really am ROFLMAO.

Thank you.