Eloisel - I was wondering

[eloisel]

A giant orgy one way or another

You only get to go to the one where God fucks you in the ass.

 

['Gear]

I'd almost pos rep you for that.

Donovan already told you he doesn't catch so, you're it.

Unfortunately I can't take credit for that bit. It's from the movie Team America.

 

[eloisel]

Unfortunately I can't take credit for that bit. It's from the movie Team America.

It was still kind of fitting for the moment. Good use of movie quote.

 

['Gear]

It was still kind of fitting for the moment. Good use of movie quote.

Thank you.

 

[johnford]

You only get to go to the one where God fucks you in the ass.

Mmmmm a true dream come true! An imaginary being giving it to me hard....Oh YEEEEESSSSSS!

 

[eloisel]

Mmmmm a true dream come true! An imaginary being giving it to me hard....Oh YEEEEESSSSSS!

Fantasies about having sex with God are just too funny. I so hope you get what you want.

 

[johnford]

Fantasies about having sex with God are just too funny. I so hope you get what you want.

Only in your mind,deary....he doesnt exist so it'd be seriously creepy to actually fantasize about an imaginary being. If you think I mean some of the bull shit that i say then LOL.

 

[Loktar]

Fantasies about having sex with God are just too funny. I so hope you get what you want.

I hope he gets what he deserves....to be gang raped by rabid wolverines.

 

[johnford]

I hope he gets what he deserves....to be gang raped by rabid wolverines.

You started this fool! I hope whatever i get gets you triple.

 

[johnford]

That means you too eloisel & your slut of a daughter.

 

[jack]

This fucking thread is HILARIOUS

 

[Internet Troll]

What exactly are you the Empress of?

she is the empress of a big mother fucking penis

 

[Internet Troll]

A giant orgy one way or another

now that is so hawt

 

[Loktar]

This fucking thread is HILARIOUS

Yeah I guess in its own lame way it is. Haha.

 

[Consumer]

God's version of un-lubricated butt-sex:

Divorce.

 

[Donovan]

Well, if you were me and going to spend some time in paradise, would you take you along?

I once ditched myself in Cleveland.

 

[starguard]

Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!

:rofl:

This is by far the most Halarious thing Ive read on this board all year

 

[Loktar]

:rofl:

This is by far the most Halarious thing Ive read on this board all year

Its from Team America: World Police.

 

[jack]

another classic.