Emergence of the Netspeak Dialect

[Dual]

The year is 2050. English and all of its offshoots (Australian, American, Scots English, etc) are all on the verge of extinction.

Why?

"English" based netspeak is replacing them.

As time goes on, the plebes of the English speaking world switch more and more over to netspeak, gradually forgetting English entirely and teaching netspeak to their children as a first language. The vastly reduced range of words stunts the ability to have free thoughts (like in 1984) and the animalistic retards revert to tribal states as civilisation collapses.

I don't want to live in that world.

 

[CaptainWacky]

We can stop it. The next time you feel the urge to type "the internets" or "made out of win", slap yourself.

 

[Cassie]

Stephen Colbert says The Internets all the time... makes it hard to resist.

 

[Dual]

Fight the power!

 

[The Dork Lord]

They were predicting the same thing with Eubonics not so long ago.

 

[Dual]

What'cha talkin' 'bout, Pickle?

 

[Cacophony]

I want to learn Esperanza.

 

[God's Afro]

The earth ends in 2012.

 

[The Dork Lord]

I CAN'T WAIT THAT FUCKING LONG!