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Mrs Nomanners

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ok, you asked for it! *catapults 6 tons of lukewarm potato mash at first viewer and sprinkles the helpless victim with chives*


I herewith declare TK's first virtual foodfight opened!
 
Oh no, viirtual food. That's pretend messy!
 
Coolies. Mashed potato.
 
this is important, this means something...

NAME THAT MOVIE.
 
*dumps a bowl of baked beans on Dork Lord*
 
Tomato-Fight.jpg


If it's a fight you want, you've gotta bring the ammunition.
 
*smashes a watermelon on DL's head*
 
*smashes a banana cream pie into Loktar's face*
 
*mourns the banana cream pie*

that's it!!! I'm in!


FOOOD FIIIIGHT!!!


*Takes an Arnold Stance;
Grimaces in a grimly grimacing manner.
Screams:
" AAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEBONSAAAAAAAIMOFOS NOW ITS ON!"
spins the lettuce dryer [STRIKE]madly[/STRIKE] INSANELY in all directions.....!!!!!!*

Prolly would've been good to put something IN it ......
 
*tosses runny cow poop at all of you*
 
*runs away!*
 
*tosses runny cow poop at all of you*


*mixes it with cow semen and makes a milkshake*

YUM!

*drinks it down*
 
What better way to say "I love you" than with a SPATULA?

Sex with furniture, what do you think?

YOU SO STUPID!

YOU FOUND THE MARBLE! THAT MEANS YOU GET TO DRINK FROM THE FIRE HOSE!

(that's about all I remember)
 
What better way to say "I love you" than with a SPATULA?

Sex with furniture, what do you think?

YOU SO STUPID!

YOU FOUND THE MARBLE! THAT MEANS YOU GET TO DRINK FROM THE FIRE HOSE!

(that's about all I remember)

LOL STANLEY SPUDOWSKI.

Haven't watched UHF in awhile. I probably should watch it agin since I have it on DVD.
 
UHF is the 'Citezen Kane' of a loser making it big in small time television broadcasting!
 
*mourns the banana cream pie*

that's it!!! I'm in!


FOOOD FIIIIGHT!!!


*Takes an Arnold Stance;
Grimaces in a grimly grimacing manner.
Screams: " AAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEBONSAAAAAAAIMOFOS NOW ITS ON!"
spins the lettuce dryer [strike]madly[/strike] INSANELY in all directions.....!!!!!!*

Prolly would've been good to put something IN it ......

OMG Curious, your post had me laughing so much, I swear I have tears in my eyes. Thank you for making me smile tonight.

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