Erection upon death

[headvoid]

A copper told me that when they find dead people, the men often have erect penises.

What about that then?

She didnt tell me if thats why they called them stiffs (I think she thought I was being flippant)

 

[Mentalist]

That will occur if the body is vertical such as if someone is hung because the blood will collect in the bottom portion of the body. I believe that's where the saying "well hung" comes from.

 

[headvoid]

You are very knowledgable. The guy she found was sitting on the toilet so that fits.

 

[Dr Dave]

Dieing young, and leaving a beautiful corpse, has it's benefits I guess.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

That almost turns finding a dead body into a sexual fantasy. almost.

 

[whisky]

Well the other thing that happens on death is evacuation of the bowels, so dying on the toilet was the best place for that to happen.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yeah I was going to ask about the whole shitting yourself before you die thing...