Eurovision 2016

[SAUSAGEMAN]

Eurovision is a thing and it's great and it's 2016, but really the only thing you need to know this year is Lithuania's entry, Donny Montell:

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Lithuanie: douze points.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

!

He's like Troye Sivan on steroids!

The song is the usual factory-written pablum meant to be used by reality shows for their end-of-season montages.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Britain to enter shit song that "sounds a bit like something that would win Eurovision fifteen years ago" rather than enter an actual good song!?

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

Man, the UK song is really bad.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I haven't heard it yet, but the guy who looks like a young Brian Cox is cute.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Should have let ALL SAINTS do the UK entry.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

JEDWARD are pretending they didn't hear that!

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

Should have let ALL SAINTS do the UK entry.

Twice a year or so, I got into an All Saints funk where all I listen to is Pure Shores and Black Coffee, on repeat, for a day or two.

 

[CaptainWacky]

They got back together I guess!

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[Eggs Mayonnaise]

They need to learn more about baseball. Or workers unions. Or something.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I think it's about arson.

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

A new challenger...
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[CaptainWacky]

He sure has a chest!