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EUROVISION IS A SHAM!

Lord Raffles

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EVERYTIME I WATCH THE EUROVISION SONG CONTEST I FOAM AT THE MOUTH - AT LEAST FRANCE DIDN'T GET ANY POINTS. THAT SHITTY ACT FROM FINLAND, WHICH SIMPLY WAS DEPENDANT ON MAKEUP WAS CRAP - HOW THE FUCK DID THAT WIN? MUSICALLY IT WAS DULL, THE VOICE WAS CRAP AND THE FACT THAT SO MANY SLAVS CAME UP TOPS IS ONLY TESTIMONY TO THE FACT THAT SLAVS ALL STICK TOGETHER, SINCE THEY BURNED ALL THEIR TRUE CULTURE IN 1918 THEY WOULDN'T KNOW A GOOD SONG IF IT HIT THEM ON THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH A HAMMER AND SICKLE.

DAMN THEM ALL, ESPECIALLY THE FRENCH WHO, DESPITE THE FACT THAT EVERY OTHER COUNTRY SPOKE IN ENGLISH, ARE STILL INSISTANT ON SPEAKING THEIR OWN LANGUAGE IN SPITE OF EVERYTHING ELSE; GET OVER IT FRANCE, BRITAIN BEAT YOU AND NOW ENGLISH IS THE LATIN OF THE MODERN WORLD - YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE WITH NAPOLEON, AND YOU FUCKED IT UP.
 
Lord Raffles said:
EVERYTIME I WATCH THE EUROVISION SONG CONTEST I FOAM AT THE MOUTH - AT LEAST FRANCE DIDN'T GET ANY POINTS. THAT SHITTY ACT FROM FINLAND, WHICH SIMPLY WAS DEPENDANT ON MAKEUP WAS CRAP - HOW THE FUCK DID THAT WIN? MUSICALLY IT WAS DULL, THE VOICE WAS CRAP AND THE FACT THAT SO MANY SLAVS CAME UP TOPS IS ONLY TESTIMONY TO THE FACT THAT SLAVS ALL STICK TOGETHER, SINCE THEY BURNED ALL THEIR TRUE CULTURE IN 1918 THEY WOULDN'T KNOW A GOOD SONG IF IT HIT THEM ON THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH A HAMMER AND SICKLE.

DAMN THEM ALL, ESPECIALLY THE FRENCH WHO, DESPITE THE FACT THAT EVERY OTHER COUNTRY SPOKE IN ENGLISH, ARE STILL INSISTANT ON SPEAKING THEIR OWN LANGUAGE IN SPITE OF EVERYTHING ELSE; GET OVER IT FRANCE, BRITAIN BEAT YOU AND NOW ENGLISH IS THE LATIN OF THE MODERN WORLD - YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE WITH NAPOLEON, AND YOU FUCKED IT UP.

Why would they not speak their own language? Did you not state it was called EUROVISION? Is it called ENGLISHVISION? I thought not. Now shut your dumb piehole. If the French wish to speak or even sing in their own language, it is their right. Accept it. The continent is called EUROPE after all, not fucking ENGLAND.
 
SaintLucifer said:
Why would they not speak their own language? Did you not state it was called EUROVISION? Is it called ENGLISHVISION? I thought not. Now shut your dumb piehole. If the French wish to speak or even sing in their own language, it is their right. Accept it. The continent is called EUROPE after all, not fucking ENGLAND.

Ooooh... I forgot that half of Canada spoke French, how stupid of me; for all your so-called 'British' pride, deep down you're a frog in denial.
 
Lord Raffles said:
Ooooh... I forgot that half of Canada spoke French, how stupid of me; for all your so-called 'British' pride, deep down you're a frog in denial.

My being either Canadian or British has absolutely nothing to do with it. Europe is a collection of many nations who speak different languages. If a fucking 'SPIC wishes to speak Spanish, then let him do so. Let the cocksucking KRAUT speak German. It is their very IDENTITY. If I wish to practise my nationalistic tendencies, then I would expect others to be given the same right. I do not give a shit about our French population. No one in English Canada does. Why do you think the province of Quebec gets away with so much? No one cares.
 
SaintLucifer said:
My being either Canadian or British has absolutely nothing to do with it. Europe is a collection of many nations who speak different languages. If a fucking 'SPIC wishes to speak Spanish, then let him do so. Let the cocksucking KRAUT speak German. It is their very IDENTITY. If I wish to practise my nationalistic tendencies, then I would expect others to be given the same right. I do not give a shit about our French population. No one in English Canada does. Why do you think the province of Quebec gets away with so much? No one cares.

Respect for foreigners... not very British, is it?
 
Lord Raffles said:
Respect for foreigners... not very British, is it?

No one respect the rights of foreigners than did the British. When we built our Empire, we allowed the inhabitants of our various colonies to continue on with their cultures. Were it up to me at the time, I would have crushed their cultures as theirs were inferior but noooooo. Due to British respect of other cultures, we have fucking Quebec as a result. General James Wolfe bitchslapped the French at Fortress Quebec so badly the thud resounded all the way around the world. Dumb French said Fortress Quebec was the most-powerful fort on earth and that it would never be defeated. It was powerful alright but the British, being the military geniuses they were, simply round AROUND it and onto the Plains of Abraham. Wolfe backhanded Montcalm who had superior numbers and told him once a British Governor was installed, the French would be allowed to continue on as if they were not a defeated and conquered people. Dumbass should have rounded the frogs up and sent them on their merry way to France. Fuck.
 
SaintLucifer said:
No one respect the rights of foreigners than did the British. When we built our Empire, we allowed the inhabitants of our various colonies to continue on with their cultures. Were it up to me at the time, I would have crushed their cultures as theirs were inferior but noooooo. Due to British respect of other cultures, we have fucking Quebec as a result. General James Wolfe bitchslapped the French at Fortress Quebec so badly the thud resounded all the way around the world. Dumb French said Fortress Quebec was the most-powerful fort on earth and that it would never be defeated. It was powerful alright but the British, being the military geniuses they were, simply round AROUND it and onto the Plains of Abraham. Wolfe backhanded Montcalm who had superior numbers and told him once a British Governor was installed, the French would be allowed to continue on as if they were not a defeated and conquered people. Dumbass should have rounded the frogs up and sent them on their merry way to France. Fuck.

Stop confusing British policy with British practice, moron.
 
Lord Raffles said:
Stop confusing British policy with British practice, moron.

My entire post was based on truth. Everyone knows the British were the most gentlemanly of 'conquerors'. We went out of our way to ensure cultures were not wiped out. Had our Empire been run like the Nazis ran their growing empire, it would still be around for another 1000 years. Alas, the wimps who ran the Empire cared too much about the lesser cultures. We should have crushed the fuckers underneath our boots. The mere sight of a redcoat should have been enough to instill fear in the entire world. The head of every nation should have been replaced with a British ruler. The entire world today should be under one flag, that of the British Union Jack. Damn wimps!! We knew the other cultures were inferior yet we did not obliterate them as we should have.
 
SaintLucifer said:
My entire post was based on truth. Everyone knows the British were the most gentlemanly of 'conquerors'. We went out of our way to ensure cultures were not wiped out. Had our Empire been run like the Nazis ran their growing empire, it would still be around for another 1000 years. Alas, the wimps who ran the Empire cared too much about the lesser cultures. We should have crushed the fuckers underneath our boots. The mere sight of a redcoat should have been enough to instill fear in the entire world. The head of every nation should have been replaced with a British ruler. The entire world today should be under one flag, that of the British Union Jack. Damn wimps!! We knew the other cultures were inferior yet we did not obliterate them as we should have.

You think like a German who wants to be a British Gentleman... it simply isn't cricket old boy.
 
Lord Raffles said:
You think like a German who wants to be a British Gentleman... it simply isn't cricket old boy.

Fuck the Germans. We made them our bitches. TWICE. Let us never forget this simple fact. We have owned the Germans for CENTURIES now.
 
SaintLucifer said:
Fuck the Germans. We made them our bitches. TWICE. Let us never forget this simple fact. We have owned the Germans for CENTURIES now.

To crush everything without prejudice is the hallmark of a Barbarian, and we can sum up the Barbarian in word: The German.

You act like a working-class simpleton in search of identity, but I'm afraid you won’t find it in the corridors of the local Conservative party HQ.

To put the argument in the bluntest and most awkward of words: You're simply not cool enough to be British, for a start you're far too passionate a flag waver (much like an American). You never show any restraint, constantly rile up against the smallest of disputes and above all would write an essay where a few well chosen words would have suited best. To be British is to adopt a certain world view which you fail to see.

Go back to French Class, with all that passion I'm sure somewhere like France or even Wales would appreciate that stroke of Barbarism which we British find distasteful to our stiff-upper lip.

But I respect you as a troll never the less.
 
Lord Raffles said:
To crush everything without prejudice is the hallmark of a Barbarian, and we can sum up the Barbarian in word: The German.

You act like a working-class simpleton in search of identity, but I'm afraid you won’t find it in the corridors of the local Conservative party HQ.

To put the argument in the bluntest and most awkward of words: You're simply not cool enough to be British, for a start you're far too passionate a flag waver (much like an American). You never show any restraint, constantly rile up against the smallest of disputes and above all would write an essay where a few well chosen words would have suited best. To be British is to adopt a certain world view which you fail to see.

Go back to French Class, with all that passion I'm sure somewhere like France or even Wales would appreciate that stroke of Barbarism which we British find distasteful to our stiff-upper lip.

But I respect you as a troll never the less.


Ah but I am CANADIAN long before I am British. I love my country CANADA. To me Britain is a far-off land from which my parents emigrated to Canada. I retain much of its culture although I was born in Canada and shall always be Canadian. My heart is as red as our beloved maple leaf.

There is nothing wrong with nationalism. There were no greater nationalists than the British and you know it. They adopted Imperialism for economic reasons. Nothing more. None were more passionate abou their identity than the British.

I 'rile up'? You obviously do not read my posts. You suggest since I post what many consider 'thesis' posts I cannot argue a simple point. My 'thesis' posts take another person's argument, examine its validity and point out its weaknesses. Then within the same post I correct that argument. Naturally it would be long. The reason everyone else has such short posts would simply be due to the fact they are incapable of thinking beyond 20 words whilst I could write a novel on any subject. That would make me SUPERIOR, not inferior as you so mistakenly claim.

The other reason I am capable of making my posts so long would be thanks to my typing speed. I will not be faulted for that.
 
SaintLucifer said:
Ah but I am CANADIAN long before I am British. I love my country CANADA. To me Britain is a far-off land from which my parents emigrated to Canada. I retain much of its culture although I was born in Canada and shall always be Canadian. My heart is as red as our beloved maple leaf.

There is nothing wrong with nationalism. There were no greater nationalists than the British and you know it. They adopted Imperialism for economic reasons. Nothing more. None were more passionate abou their identity than the British.

I 'rile up'? You obviously do not read my posts. You suggest since I post what many consider 'thesis' posts I cannot argue a simple point. My 'thesis' posts take another person's argument, examine its validity and point out its weaknesses. Then within the same post I correct that argument. Naturally it would be long. The reason everyone else has such short posts would simply be due to the fact they are incapable of thinking beyond 20 words whilst I could write a novel on any subject. That would make me SUPERIOR, not inferior as you so mistakenly claim.

The other reason I am capable of making my posts so long would be thanks to my typing speed. I will not be faulted for that.


Flag waving nationalism is the lowest form of mob politics, and most certainly does not belong in British Politics; rationality, detachment and logic are the hallmarks of the British approach. British Nationalism, as you would define it, would mean we were all Germans with a German approach to the idea of the nation. However we are far more removed from such petty, emotionally driven drivel that ultimately results in Barbarism.

You're not even Academically trained, and it is obvious from your 'style' (if I may be permitted to call it so) that you're a self-taught 'know-it-all', much like that nasty little oik Hitler... another German incidentally! Why did Britain start the Second World War? Because Hitler didn't go to Oxford; Poland didn't even come into it.

Since you lack the academic credentials to be taken seriously, let us now turn to an even bolder claim on your behalf: the alleged ability to write a novel on any subject. I would first tackle this issue by declaring the truth on the subject of novels, that they are mostly read by girls and written by queers. Men of character have no time for a novel, since they are nothing more than a silly collection of descriptions for events, peoples & places that do not exist.

Superiority is not a matter of socialist mass ideals, but on a higher elevated concept which a mediocrity such as you is incapable of understanding. What luck for the ruling classes that people such as you never make it to Whitehall! And logic are the hallmarks of the British approach. British Nationalism, as you would define it, would mean we were all Germans with a German approach to the idea of the nation. However we are far more removed from such petty, emotionally driven drivel that ultimately results in Barbarism.

You're not even academically trained, and it is obvious from your 'style' (if I may be permitted to call it so) that you're a self-taught 'know-it-all', much like that nasty little oik Hitler... another German incidentally! Why did Britain start the Second World War? Because Hitler didn't go to Oxford; Poland didn't even come into it.

Since you lack the academic credentials to be taken seriously, let us now turn to an even bolder claim on your behalf: the alleged ability to write a novel on any subject. I would first tackle this issue by declaring the truth on the subject of novels, that they are mostly read by girls and written by queers. Men of character have no time for a novel, since they are nothing more than a silly collection of descriptions for events, peoples & places that do not exist.

Superiority is not a matter of socialist mass ideals, but on a higher elevated concept which a mediocrity such as yourself is incapable of understanding. What luck for the ruling classes that people such as yourself never make it to Whitehall!
 
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