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Ever feel like fucking ripping your "personality" apart and starting again?

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
But it would mean erasing all your memories and your ingrained beliefs so basically wiping YER brain clean to start again but then how could you still be the same person: you couldn't because we are nothing but the sum of our experiences and memories DAMN FUCK SHIT and even if there is something more then surely we'd just make the same mistakes again if we started from scratch because we'd have no way of knowing they were mistakes FACE FUCKING FACTS YOU FANTASIST YOU'RE STUCK WITH YERSELF TO THE BITTER END WHICH ISN'T VERY LONG LOL GANG BANBG
 
I wish that I knew what I know know now, when I was younger. Ooh La La.
 
I wish I could rip my personality apart and go back to the future at the same time.
 
I'm DEFINITELY ready to do my childhood over now, yes. I'd be unstoppable.
 
I used to think that, then I got old and realised that now is all that matters.
 
I'd like to start over from about age 17. Do a few things differently. Start getting laid earlier and more frequently. Fight for that theater major in college instead of agreeing to take it as a minor. Exercise more to keep the bitchin' bod I had at 19. And take better care of my teeth.

Other than that, NOT A THING WOULD I CHANGE NO SIRREEEE
 
Now sucks.
 
I'd love to go back and tell 15 year old me to get a bloody haircut and tell you know who how he feels because she likes him too.
 
Sometimes I feel like inserting bugging devices up Isaac Hayes' posterior, but that's a story for another time.
 
Chef: How would you like to suck my big salty choclate boys, children?

OTHER CHARACTER: Do you mean some kind of tasty snack food?

Chef: No. I mean my testicles.
 
Jack Straw: I look like the Demon Headmaster

Cartman: What the fuck are you doing in this episode?
 
Nick Huer(the speccy disdainful assistant in The Apprentice): NO, I'M THE DEMON HEADMASTER!!

Sralan Sugar: YEAH I'VE GOT HIS CARD MARKED!!

Jack Straw: I think, what we should really be concentrating on and this is something I believe in very strongly..

Nick Huer: *disdainful expression*

Sralan Sugar: SHUT IT, SUNSHINE!!

etc.
 
Cartman's mom: Let's scissor!

Stan's mom: OK!
 
CaptainWacky: WAH WAH WAH
 
Guinan: SHO NUFF BIT FISH!
 
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