Sarek
Vuhlkansu Wihs
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.
2. COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key
3. Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
4. My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
5. C:/DOS C:/DOS/RUN RUN/DOS/RUN.
6. Best file compression around: "DEL*.*" = 100% compression.
7. The definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.
8. BREAKFAST.COM Halted ... Cereal Port Not Responding.
9. The name is Baud. . . . James Baud.
10. Buffers=20 FILES =15 2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go!
11. ACCESS DENIED -- NAH NAH NAH NA NAH!
12. C:/Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
13. Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay!! Staay!!!
14. Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or file name!"??
15. As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
16. Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)
17. Backups? We don't need no steenking backups.
18. . . . . File not found. Should I fake it? Y/N
19. Ethernet
: Something to catch the etherbunny.
20. A mainframe: The biggest PC periphereal available.
21. CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C. (Y/N)
22. Does fuzzy logic tickle?
23. A computer's attention span is as long as its power cord.
24. Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.
25. Windows: Just another pane in the glass.
26. SENILE.COM found . . . Out of memory . . .
27. Who's General Failure & why is he reading my disk?
28. Ultimate office automation: networked coffee.
29. RAM disk is *not* an installation procedure.
30. DEFINITION: Computer - A device designed to speed and automate errors.
31. Smash head on keyboard to continue . . .
32. ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!
33. All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
34. "640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates 1981
35. Press any key . . . no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!
36. Read my chips: No new upgrades!
37. Hit any user to continue.
38. 2400 Baud makes you want to get out and push!
39. I hit the CTRL key but I'm still not in control!
2. COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key
3. Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
4. My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
5. C:/DOS C:/DOS/RUN RUN/DOS/RUN.
6. Best file compression around: "DEL*.*" = 100% compression.
7. The definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.
8. BREAKFAST.COM Halted ... Cereal Port Not Responding.
9. The name is Baud. . . . James Baud.
10. Buffers=20 FILES =15 2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go!
11. ACCESS DENIED -- NAH NAH NAH NA NAH!
12. C:/Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
13. Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay!! Staay!!!
14. Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or file name!"??
15. As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
16. Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)
17. Backups? We don't need no steenking backups.
18. . . . . File not found. Should I fake it? Y/N
19. Ethernet
: Something to catch the etherbunny.20. A mainframe: The biggest PC periphereal available.
21. CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C. (Y/N)
22. Does fuzzy logic tickle?
23. A computer's attention span is as long as its power cord.
24. Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.
25. Windows: Just another pane in the glass.
26. SENILE.COM found . . . Out of memory . . .
27. Who's General Failure & why is he reading my disk?
28. Ultimate office automation: networked coffee.
29. RAM disk is *not* an installation procedure.
30. DEFINITION: Computer - A device designed to speed and automate errors.
31. Smash head on keyboard to continue . . .
32. ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!
33. All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
34. "640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates 1981
35. Press any key . . . no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!
36. Read my chips: No new upgrades!
37. Hit any user to continue.
38. 2400 Baud makes you want to get out and push!
39. I hit the CTRL key but I'm still not in control!
