EVERYTHING SAREK HAS IS STOLEN

[Lord Raffles]

Everything Sarek has is stolen. Other hirelings bump up his threads. He knows no talent, and is bereft of charm: he has only back patters who are ready to go to great lengths at posting drivel on his behalf. He has no style of his own: bit by bit he has stolen it all from the other users or has watched them at work and then made his copy. He does not even know how merely to preserve the precious examples of trolling which others have created: as he turns the treasures of knowledge over in his hand they are transformed into dirt and dung.

A troll must be the paladin of creative conduct, the inspiration from which a new example is set with every thread.

All that Sarek cannot do. And because he cannot do it, therefore all his work must be dependant on the work of others. He must make numerous posts and spread as a pestilence spreads.

 

[Sarek]

^Here. Wipe your tears away and blow your nose.

 

[rocker654]

The fact that this bloke has taken on the name of a Star Trek character is in itself a laughable offense. Tis the trademark of a fool who draws inspiration from science fiction television programme that serves little more than conveying a condescending message. Me thinks mummy should pull the plug and force the little bugger to change his skivvies.

 

[Sarek]

Oh look. A new dual to play with. :bigass:

 

[Dark Link]

Poor raffles. Here, let me play you a song.

 

[Lord Raffles]

The narcissism of the unworthy does not concern me; those with genuine talent are constructing their own ideology as we speak.

 

[Lord Raffles]

Poor raffles. Here, let me play you a song.

Hireling.

 

[Sarek]

Hireling.

Oh I don't know. Your buddy rocker registered and made a bee line straight for this topic for his first post.

Who's got the hireling again?

 

[Dark Link]

Hireling.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. And thus you prove your own incompetence.

 

[rocker654]

I've been reading the board for some time despite my lack of participation. I'm familiar with some of the characters and their idiosyncracies.

For example, if you spent more time in thought and less time in the shoutbox and dropped the arrogant persona you're words might be more worthy of reading.

I am the hireling of no one, more correctly I find you to be an annoying masher devoid of style and questionable ability.

 

[Sarek]

^That's what we've told Lard Ruffles from the start.

He just doesn't get it.

 

[RWC]

I've been reading the board for some time despite my lack of participation. I'm familiar with some of the characters and their idiosyncracies.

For example, if you spent more time in thought and less time in the shoutbox and dropped the arrogant persona you're words might be more worthy of reading.

I am the hireling of no one, more correctly I find you to be an annoying masher devoid of style and questionable ability.

Goddamit! Now there's chicken salad all over my screen!

 

[Lord Raffles]

^That's what we've told Lard Ruffles from the start.

He just doesn't get it.

Trolling alone brings up to its highest tension all human energies and imposes the stamp of nobility upon the users who have the courage to make it.

Occasionally the best blood will at some time get into a fool or a mosquito.

 

[Sarek]

^So stop trying so hard fool!

 

[Gagh]

Goddamit! Now there's chicken salad all over my screen!

Not to mention the great big cunt sat in the chair.

 

[Lord Raffles]

^So stop trying so hard fool!

You're confused: because you find the concepts difficult to understand it doesn't necessarily mean that they were difficult to write.

Don't forget your history nor your destiny.

When the race gets hard to run it means you just can't take the pace

 

[Sarek]

^Once a fool, always a fool.

Engage Brain Before Opening Mouth.

Never go fishing in the company pond.

Don't go swimming in the company pool.

And in your case,

Teach the bitch to swallow and a child like Lard Ruffles you will never have.