Exploding potato

[Cassie]

OMG.. I baked some potatoes for supper and one of them exploded in the oven. IT'S A MESS

 

[The Tomtrek]

Did you poke it??

 

[Cassie]

NO, I thought you only had to poke them when you cook them in the microwave.

 

[Aquehonga]

:behindsofa:

 

[CaptainWacky]

MOFO.

 

[Tisiphone]

I usually explode weinies in the microwave.

 

[Seph]

my weiner explodes everywhere.

 

[Tisiphone]

Hopefully not in the microwave.

 

[Seph]

no in guts

 

[CaptainWacky]

I had a wank today.

 

[Seph]

clap clap, but not for you as u only had a wank.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Exactly, the only people I hurt were the sperm I killed and they deserved it.

 

[Seph]

civilisation lost in an old sock

 

[Seph]

wud say it was a waste but at least u enjoyed urself, cudda been the next hitler anyway

 

[Laker_Girl]

EZ Off makes oven cleaning easier. Just so you know.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

^ Just wear a hazmat suit while applying/dealing with it.

If you're not careful, Homeland Security will declare potatoes a weapon of mass destruction. Don't do that. I like potatoes.

 

[Seph]

potato im the body built on them

 

[Seph]

i think that just means my rents fucked on a couple of sacks of spuds, im not gonna search for more info on the matter

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I can't use the oven, it melts the kitchen floor tiles beneath it.

Stovetop, microwave, toaster oven. My life is a Top Chef Quickfire challenge.




* I did buy a rice cooker but it's still in the box. All the rice in the pantry is instant.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Marry a woman and make her cook for you...tell her to go elsewhere for the sex.