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Facebook looks even shitter now?

I was hoping all the cool people would stop using Facebook after they found out about the NSA and their fake Facebook server but the cool people didn't stop using Facebook when their mom's and gran's started using it so THEY PROBABLY WON'T EVER :rwmad:
 
Whenever I feel down I visit facebook. The amount of inspirational quotes, typed out over Canadian landscapes really lift my mood.

That, and finding out that people I worked with 8 years ago like Nando's
 
It rolls out slowly. You hear faint rumblings to begin with, then nothing. Just as you've started to think you're safe, the full impact hits. Chaos. Your precious photos are gone. Communication lines are unreliable. 6 of your friends have recently liked FEMA.

"This is it. The end is nigh", says a man. "I'm tellin ya, nothing can survive a redesign like this."
 
It rolls out slowly. You hear faint rumblings to begin with, then nothing. Just as you've started to think you're safe, the full impact hits. Chaos. Your precious photos are gone. Communication lines are unreliable. 6 of your friends have recently liked FEMA.

"This is it. The end is nigh", says a man. "I'm tellin ya, nothing can survive a redesign like this."

No really Fuddlemiff, don't hold back, tell me everything. TELL ME EVERYTHING. Oh wait, I meant that to sound like, "tell. me. everything."
Aw forget it.
 
It's not massively different. Most stuff stays where it was, but the distinction between each post is really subtle so sometimes you can't tell where one finishes and the next begins (not sure if it's bad design or intentional so you unwittingly read adverts).
 
That same annoying thing is there where they occasionally change your News Feed to "Top Stories" from "Most Recent" and you have to change it back yourself.

Stupid fucking fucks.
 
Yup - Top Stories means they will push things you've already liked or commented on to the top, which feeds their algorithms for what kinds of customized ads to feature on the page. BUT WHY THE FUCK WOULD I WANT TO SEE THINGS I'VE ALREADY SEEN WHEN I GET A NOTIFICATION IF SOMEONE ADDED A COMMENT OR LIKE ANYWAY? STUPID FUCKING FUCKS.

It's actually been part of FB for a long time, it's just that it's more noticeable now.
 
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