FACT: (This is not a troll or lie)

[J&L Massacres]

FACT:

Kitty and I went out for coffee the other day, and sitting in a booth directly diagonal from us, was...EMMA WATSON!!!

Kitty saw her first, sitting there with some friend of her's I'm guessing... They didn't stay very long either.

Kitty: "OMG! Is that Emma Watson over there?!"
J&L: "Holy shit! That is her!"
Kitty: "You need to take a picture or something! Post it on TK and show Dr Dave!"
J&L: "lol yeah!"

So I take out my phone, and aim it at her, when the waitress pops over my shoulder.

Waitress: "OMG I love your phone! What kind is it? It looks so cool! Blah blah blah!"

I of course reacting, quickly pull it away and wasn't able to take the picture.

But wow. That was so cool.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Well told. I want to believe you.

 

[Cassie]

You should have punched the waitress and shouted "I'M TRYING TO GET A SHOT OF EMMA WATSON'S HAIRY MUFF, DO YOU MIND?"

 

[Kitty]

Even if the girl wasnt Emma Watson, she looked just like her, hairy muff and all.

 

[Mentalist]

As Judge presiding of the Mine Field I find this waitress GUILTY of depriving us of seeing Emma or this Emma lookalikes muff and the only punishment suitable is DEATH by stoning.

 

[Dark Pickle]

I saw some emma pr0n the other day, but it was obviously shopped

 

[CaptainWacky]

We need to have cameras implanted in our eyes.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Some people already do.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I used to think everytime I blinked it took a photo and stored it in my mind...or something like that.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

For some people, it does (or so they imply).

 

[CaptainWacky]

I hate those people.