The Red Knight
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So I watched the Little Mermaid whore prance about in her little movie now that it's been rereleased or whatever. She basically wants to be "part of your world" so she can fuck that faggot-looking kid on the boat.
Anyway, it seems to me this whole damn movie is a metaphor for the faggots who wrote the music and probably the whole fucking movie. "We want to be okay, we want to be part of your world, we want to be accepted, even though we're a bunch of nasty ass-fuckers and donut bumpers."
Blah fuckity blah. Keep your metaphors and your deviant ass-practices to yourself! It's already the fucking US of Gay as it is.
I was also let down by the fact that the film doesn't address the bitch's discovery that she now has a pussy. I mean, come the fuck on. There's the new legs, AND that deal in the middle, with the hair and all. Probably didn't smell all that great and she probably had her first period right then and there.
That should've been part of the fucking movie.
And is it just Ye Ol Red Knight, or was this bitch just horny? I'm guessing the mermen or whatever down there don't have cocks, assuming we're basing their reproductive practices on fish. The whore got tired of laying her eggs so a merdude could just come and cum all over the mound of eggs. She wanted some cock in her and wanted it hard and long and deep, and that just wasn't gonna happen in fish-tail world.
Anyway, it seems to me this whole damn movie is a metaphor for the faggots who wrote the music and probably the whole fucking movie. "We want to be okay, we want to be part of your world, we want to be accepted, even though we're a bunch of nasty ass-fuckers and donut bumpers."
Blah fuckity blah. Keep your metaphors and your deviant ass-practices to yourself! It's already the fucking US of Gay as it is.
I was also let down by the fact that the film doesn't address the bitch's discovery that she now has a pussy. I mean, come the fuck on. There's the new legs, AND that deal in the middle, with the hair and all. Probably didn't smell all that great and she probably had her first period right then and there.
That should've been part of the fucking movie.
And is it just Ye Ol Red Knight, or was this bitch just horny? I'm guessing the mermen or whatever down there don't have cocks, assuming we're basing their reproductive practices on fish. The whore got tired of laying her eggs so a merdude could just come and cum all over the mound of eggs. She wanted some cock in her and wanted it hard and long and deep, and that just wasn't gonna happen in fish-tail world.
