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FBI and his Sea Captains

headvoid

Can I have Ops?
This has been missed in Cassie's Fried Pies thread and I think it is hilarious:

http://www.seacaptaindate.com/browse.html

We should all join and choose a captain each.

I am particularly keen to tie up with Boatluvr75

Hope you don't mind the honesty - I'm very interested in meeting a nice black woman who is fun, normal, and affectionate, and endowed in the behind. Ideally you have a trunk I can drop my anchor in ;) I am a non-smoker, light drinker, educated, will be respectful. Open to any age and body type. message him...
 
Holy shit!! Me and my co-worker are cracking up over this. Huzzah!
 
Yep, I read that in the other thread and was about to comment, but somehow forgot. Awesome, innit?
(Especially the "near you" part, listing Florida, Oregon, and Cali ;) )
 
One of them is 420 friendly.
 
This has been missed in Cassie's Fried Pies thread and I think it is hilarious:

http://www.seacaptaindate.com/browse.html

We should all join and choose a captain each.

I am particularly keen to tie up with Boatluvr75

The only sea captain for me is the one that sings the Spongebob Squarepants theme and he seems conspiciously absent.
 
I like how their three classifications for humanity or "man", "woman" and "sea captain".
 
Y...yes.
 
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