FBI negged me

[Yub]

and now I'm sad. So sad. Why did you neg me FBI? Are you a koala? I'm sorry I said koalas aren't sexy. I'm sorry I'm a horrible duck rapist. PLEASE FORGIVE ME FBI! PLEASE! I'M SORRY!

*rapes a du...*

No I mustn't. Duck rape is wrong.

*asks the duck to share his bed in mutual respect, has gentle respectful duck sex with duck*

A willing sex is a happy duck! Now are there any koalas who want a threesome?

 

[FBI parte due]

KILL YUB DEAD

 

[Yub]

Why don't you love me FBI?

 

[SuN]

kekekeke

 

[Dr Dave]

Did you eat any of his stuff Yub?

 

[Yub]

¿Que?

 

[Dr Dave]

I heard he is missing some chairs, did you eat them?

 

[Yub]

No, I don't eat chairs. Is he missing any bacon? I ask mainly because I don't know what the hell I get up to while I sleep.

 

[Dark Pickle]

You should tape yourself while sleeping.

 

[Loktar]

You should tape yourself while sleeping.

And upload it to youtube.

 

[Dark Pickle]

And post teh linx!

 

[Yub]

I don't sleep naked, fellas. You'd get me snoring for 8 hours.

 

[Loktar]

I don't sleep naked, fellas. You'd get me snoring for 8 hours.

LIES ALL LIES! YOU BACON CHAIR EATING PHILANDERER!

 

[eloisel]

Have you ever watched Teletubbies?

 

[Yub]

Yes. But I never seen a full episode.

 

[FBI parte due]

It's pretty terrifying, even while high.

 

[Yub]

I only watched to see the giant baby sun. I was warped beyond imagining. Then I encountered the Boobahs. Them's freaky. BOOOOOOOBAAH

 

[I Love Cunt]

I would like to go on record of apologizing to Mr. Dark Pickle for Negging him. It was inapropriate and wrong. It had nothing to do with him at all and I will not do it again.


























(tonight) ; )

xoxoxoxoxoxoo

 

[Dark Pickle]

Apology accepted.

 

[Yub]

BOOOOOOOOBAAAHH

BOOOOOOOOOBAAAAAHH

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQ-nif4rXGs